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It’s Pronounced soo-KAY-yer

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As you can see by the faded lettering in the lower right corner, this tattoo is a cover-up, meant to obscure an older tattoo that this person no longer likes. It’s not that he or she particularly wanted to be branded with a badly-executed penis and the title “Dick Sucka.” It just happened to be the only design that would sufficiently cover the old image.

Sadly, the image didn’t seem to make sense unless pointed upward toward the wearer’s mouth, so the intended cover was left unaccomplished. A silver lining is that in polite company, he or she can say, “Oh, ‘Dick Suckajer’? It’s a Dutch phrase. It means ‘dick sucka.’

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56 Responses to “It’s Pronounced soo-KAY-yer”

  1. JeezOhMan says:

    @sueb262

    Judging by the chin up top, I’d say it’s somewhere on her leg… perhaps near the left calf.

  2. puffadderbite says:

    Pewsh!!

  3. Henk says:

    “Oh, ‘Dick Suckajer’?” is not a dutch phrase.
    Instead “Oh, lul zuiger?” is the right translation.

  4. WTF says:

    Geez, you have to wonder, what on earth was so bad that he had to tattoo over with the term “Dick Sucka” for? Also, I guess if a white guy had that tattooed on him it would be “Dick Sucker”, but being that it’s a black guy it’s more soulful to have “Dick Sucka”, jive turkeys.

  5. Kelsey Koala says:

    That bitch has the herpz on her lip.

  6. Jenga says:

    I like the fact that it sets some standards. The “1#” near the top tells everybody that he’s a “one pound dick sucka”.

  7. AAC says:

    The dick looks like it has herpes or genital warts on it.

  8. HenkDntBATard says:

    The caption says “Dick Suckajer” as a dutch phrase so the person would have an excuse for their stupidity….they weren’t being serious that, that wast the actually translation. And I believe the “1″ on the penis means #1 Dick Sucka

  9. femmepiano says:

    jessica, I don’t know if it’s you or all the insanity going on in the world (and registered for lifetime in the shape of absurd tattoos) that makes me laugh, but I just love to take a break from work and visit your website.

  10. Willa says:

    this looks like an autopsy photo

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