They Must Have The Smallest Parade Ever
June 18th, 2009
Source: ImageShack
The shit is really going to hit the fan in the neo-Nazi community when it gets out that there are nude pictures of the Prussian Blue girls floating around.
Seriously though, where exactly does one find a tattoo artist so obviously experienced in melding two such seemingly disparate genres? Is there an underground gay white supremacist group that gets together to talk over cosmos about ending immigration and how the idea of the Holocaust is “so silly!”?
/me just blinks
I did read somewhere that there was a story behind this, he got it to piss off the white supremacists.
It took me a while to figure out the body part and when I did, it made perfect sense! Rykan, does he go around mooning skinheads, or what? Seems weird to give up such prime real estate to such an asinine tattoo.
The guy has a collection of awful tattoos. I’ve seen an interview, but don’t want to look for it, because I’m at work.
Here’s more of his work, though: http://news.bmezine.com/2008/03/18/best-white-power-tattoo-ever/
Ohhh my god. Lol I thought this was a huge set of boobs for a moment, thank god it’s someone’s ass.
This is hysterical.
This has been an internet joke for way too long. No longer funny. FAIL.
This is so awesome! I had this idea years ago to make the connction between racism and homosexuality and that the gay community should adopt racist images to take away the power from the immagry. Fu ck ing hilarious.
Just FYI, there actually is a gay racialist skinhead movement:
http://www.splcenter.org/intel/intelreport/article.jsp?aid=228
They call themselves “GASH” – Gay Aryan Skinheads.
Reminds me of the Dave Chappelle show skit with the gay KKK member in the pink robe that politely asks the black family to leave the neighborhood:
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=219447&title=in-a-gay-world
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@patrick
Fact.
The actual story (roughly) is that the guy’s friend wanted to tattoo that unicorn flash on him, but he’d allow it only under the condition that the tattoo was to be made as offensive, tacky, and ugly as possible.
That tattoo just contradicts itself in so many ways. XD
i love this kid. he’s so freakin funny.
Preeeetttttyy sure the nazis didnt like homos
jajajaja
so gay
Just making a wild guess here – you think that dude has an Adolph Hello Kitty on his dick? Just curious – please don’t show me that – my eyes are bleeding already.
My little pony meets Hitler. Seriously???
Okay, so, apparently, you’ve slapped a watermark on a watermarked picture. is that… can you do that?
Ok, that Nazi symbol is wrong. That symbol represent something on induism. The nazi symbol is just the inverse. u_u
Unless every friggin’ picture on the web has a transposed negative… no, that is in fact the proper design — although it seems to be on the wrong “arm”. But since the unicorn is facing that direction, there weren’t a lot of options.
Hmm, just realized it was on his butt
He seems to know how silly it looks though? Like I think it was on purpose.
@Vitor
The one on the unicorn is indeed correct, I have an actual WWII iron cross with schwastika around my neck so, I certainly know.
lmao… wow… at least the color’s nice!
lol look at the ridiculous goatee it has
i always suspected Lisa Frank was a nazi…..
Oddly enough, the design is very traditional. If you look for unicorn artists (and there are many), they usually have a beard of some sort. I don’t know why. I would post a link, but every time I do the site moderators delete my post. Censorship is lovely, isn’t it?
@mera
Try Googling “unicorn tapestries”. There are links to images and the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Unicorn Tapestries page. The unicorns in them have the goatees. The tapestries themselves date back to about 1500 AD.
@Thrashmash
Oops, sorry, replied to mera instead of you. See above post.
Butt there’s a rainbow. That’s nice, right?
What an… interesting man.
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How come the neo nazis never get the swatstika right? Isn’t that their idolized symbol? I guess their intelligence is reflected in their tattoos. I just discovered this site and the coolest neo nazi was the mugshot of the skin head kid with tatoos all over his face and F.U.N on his chin. I gotta show that to the kids so they know enough to stay away from meth.
@patrick
Get off your white-supremist unicorn already! This isn’t fail blog and you are obviously alone in your opinion.
is not complicated, it is simple, is a gay nazi!
Holy crap, I thought gay white supremacists was just a joke! http://www.splcenter.org/intel/intelreport/article.jsp?aid=228
This is hilarious! Painless J is my tattoo artist, too! He does amazing work! I saw him drawing up the tat of the Japanese people pointing at the guy’s junk!
This guy is actually a good friend of mine, he got it cause he thought it was funny, plain and simple. and it is.. WIN!. Painless J is rad he did most of work, including “HUNGRY” On my stomach..ooh good times.
homo raciste
Vitor says:
July 1, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Ok, that Nazi symbol is wrong. That symbol represent something on induism. The nazi symbol is just the inverse. u_u
Partly incorrect, partly right. On the tattoo the symbol is facing one of the correct ways(per Hinduism) however it is not aligned correctly per Nazi use. The Nazi version is rotated slightly to the left of the viewer not straight up and down. In Hinduism it has/was used in both ways, obverse and inverse.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika#Hinduism
Frau Doktor Opium says:
July 7, 2009 at 8:49 pm
@Vitor
The one on the unicorn is indeed correct, I have an actual WWII iron cross with schwastika around my neck so, I certainly know.
You don’t know as well as you think you do, sorry.
http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=chrome&q=nazi%20swastika&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi
Look again. If your iron cross doesn’t look like this, it isn’t “an actual WWII” iron cross.
http://nickbaines.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/iron-cross.jpg
jack635 says:
August 8, 2009 at 2:17 pm
How come the neo nazis never get the swatstika right? Isn’t that their idolized symbol?
It’s easier to draw it with straight up and down legs? Not sure really, good question.
to anyone:
More Info: start here and move around if you really want to understand the symbol. (personal peeve I guess.)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika
On topic: I have seen this tattoo many times and for me it is one of my favorites.