It’s More Complicated Than You Think
Source: The Internet Is Terrible
This tattoo provides rare insight into the creative process. You’re in the boardroom at UGtat, Inc.
Fred, Chairman: “Okay, folks, here’s the plan. What we’re looking for is a tattoo of a . . . blob of some sort, with a penis protruding from its rump. Okay? We’re all on board? Good. Yes, Jeff, you have a question? The floor’s yours.”
Jeff: “Thanks, Fred. I’m curious if the viewer will be able to tell what it is. Do we need some explanatory text for clarity?”
Fred: “Good question, Jeff. What does everybody think?”
Annette: “Seems clear to me.”
James: “Not me, I’m for text”
Leah: “I’ll second that.”
Fred: “Hands everybody? Okay, three, four . . . text it is. Should it read ‘Dick Butt’?”
Jeff: “Maybe we should mix it up a bit. Misspellings are hip these days: ‘Dik But’?”
Fred: “Innovative. Maybe. Let’s do a trial run and see what we think. Who should we assign this to?”
Leah: “I’ll contact Spider McCann, I think he’d be great for this job.”
Fred: “Old ‘Meth’ McCann? OK, make it happen.”
[one week later, back in the boardroom]
Jeff: “You know, I think I was wrong, let’s spell ‘Dick Butt’ properly.”
Fred: “Hands? OK. Do we like the arm where it is? I think it would be a bit more convincing at an angle – make it look like it’s in motion.”
Annette: “Agreed. And how about the dick? I really think it needs to be a bit more erect. It just doesn’t have the prominence it needs. This is a Dick Butt we’re talking about, after all, not a Butt Dick.”
Fred: “Annette, that’s why we’re fast-tracking your promotion. Excellent idea. OK, people, I think that one’s nailed down. What’s next? . . . ”
http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=RUMB-DICKBUTT&Category_Code=RUMB !
Dickbutt is a Horribleville character or something like that.
Even if it DOES suck, he should still sign up on tatbook.com and upload it
Hell yeah Dickbutt! Love Horribleville!
But still, hell of an ugly tattoo… Too wobbly 0_o
I wonder if KC Green has seen this!
this is KC GREEN’s !!!
I have a dickbutt comic on my wall …. heh
Freaking awesome
KC’s:
http://rumblo.com/
The Text was hilarious !
The boardroom comments really bring the tattoo to life.
The bad tats would be nothing without the commentary. The commentary freaking kills me. I love this website!
I agree, the commentary really makes this one
Whoo! Dickbutt! So awesome! For those who don’t know, he was also in the comic BeePower (Beep Hour). Good shit, good shit.
That tattoo sure is Something Awful.
Nothing Batman drew can be wrong.
http://theinternetisterrible.com/wp-content/things/dickbutt.jpg
The commentary would be cool if this was some random picture that didn’t come from anyplace O.o You tattoo peoples need to do yer researches.
And @ Ponder, nice try, but Dickbutt, as stated before, came a long time before the Batman shoop. KC is a (former?) goon, but really, not everything comes from SA, regardless of what Lowtax says. X3
@Sio
The tattoo would be cool if it were of something better. Who cares if it’s “from anyplace” — it could be a picture of James Brown, but that wouldn’t make it any better, either.
Yes, the commentary explains it all to me. It just works. Kudos, dick-butt.
It’s not a character: it’s the embodiement of K.C. Green worst nightmare… WASTING PAPER!
HAHAHAHAHAHA THE STORY IS THE BEST THING EVER
This commentary kicks total dick butt.
There are pictures of dickbutt (although much less detailed) spraypainted all over Iraq. I’m assuming military members did it while out on patrol, but its still hilarious to see when I’m out on patrol and see “Dick butt” on a T-wall or barrier or the flooor.
wot a prick havin that
I’m in tears laughing over this one… you are pure comic genius.
http://horribleville.com/d/20060702.html
Here’s the particular strip for anyone interested.