Danny and the Failosaur
July 2nd, 2009
Source: GeekStir.com
“I have this idea for a children’s book. This cowboy rides a dinosaur.”
“I like it! So how did the cowboy get the dinosaur to let him ride it?”
“I . . . don’t know.”
“Well, okay. Then why is the dinosaur in the Old West, millions of years out of time? Or is the cowboy back in the Jurassic?”
“Didn’t really think about that.”
“Okay, so what sort of conflict will they have? What obstacle will cowboy and dinosaur have to overcome together?”
“Gosh, I . . . look, it’s going to be a cowboy. Riding a dinosaur.”
“That’s all you’ve got?”
“Yeah. Pretty awesome, huh?”
“Maybe there’s something else you could do with the idea.”
The solid field of green must have hurt like hell.
Good.
um…why is the one eye way off the guy’s head? maybe it’s an unfortunate freckle?
Talk about bad placement, that mole on his skin makes it look like the cowboy’s eye is shooting out of his head.
Jesus, I just noticed how HUGE that tat is… Some one is really dedicated to absurd tattoos here. I mean, my friend has bees on her knees (get it? same kind of funny), she would get this… but not covering her entire freaking torso.
If that extra eye is part of the tattoo, WTF? And if it’s a freckle, why wouldn’t you just move the whole thing over a quarter of an inch and make it the eye?
I am more disturbed by the cowboys second eye, floating in mid air.
you are wrong, this is by far the most badass tattoo ever.
Well, if you choose to use a five-year old tattoo artist, you get results like some pictures that my son drew. THey look great on the refrigerator door, but not as a tattoo.
I think the Ugliest Tattoos logo could go on an “ugliest Logos” site. (if there is one).
But maybe that was the point.
I think this might be Puff the Magic Dragon?
I actually think that’s kinda rad.
I wouldn’t get that, but I like it.
Who ever he is, he should work out. His chest is flat and he has little girl nipples lol
This tattoo is awesome. For the worst tattoos you should just put up every trendy dufus out there with koi and hebrew words that are upside down.
Ummm… Guys?? Where’s that other spike that should be on the dinosaur/reptile’s back? There’s a pattern going… except where he’s sitting… and one must wonder what happened to that one.
I’d guess that his kid drew it.
I’d also guess that in about 10 years, the kid is going to be absolutely mortified of it.
@J-Ri
At first I thought it was Danny and the Dinosaur, but that dinosaur wasn’t green. I think you might be right, tho, I think it might be Puff.
Still stupid, regardless
Incredibly stupid tattoo, but for some reason the more I look at it, the more appealing the little guy is. I wouldn’t have gotten it so gosh-darn BIG though…
Hmmm, reminds me of something… Hey! that tattoo was made as a movie! “The Valley of Gwangi” (1969)
ZOMG…Duranceau, I believe you are right!
I AM AT A LOSS FOR WORDS. Danny’s left eye has gone solo and is now going to be mistaken for a gross old mole from this day forward.
I absolutely love it.
Oh. I drew this in my diary when I was 8. How did it get here?
Hahaha, I love these guys. The eye is part of it, not a freckle.
Simple.
Toy Story.
It’s krindlekrax. Google it. I read it when I was younger and recognized it straight away! Good story, not a good tattoo…