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Gentlemen?

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Submitted By: Anne S

You know, there are times in our lives when we’re not in control of our own destinies. Sometimes it’s the government. Sometimes it’s genetics. Maybe it’s a higher power. And sometimes destiny is shaped by Rohypnol.

When you’ve been roofied as many times as this person, well, you learn that you need a warning label on your ass. Roofie me once, shame on you. Roofie me six times, shame on me.

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24 Responses to “Gentlemen?”

  1. Davirus says:

    lols

  2. There’s an exit I’m glad I’ll never have to take.

  3. General Tuna says:

    I hope for the sake of humanity it says “No entry” above her privates…

  4. unbelivable says:

    LOL

  5. Lady Ice says:

    I don’t know what’s worse. The tat or her pants.

  6. Jennifer says:

    Lady Ice :
    I don’t know what’s worse. The tat or her pants.

    Her pants. Definitely her pants. The tattoo, while stupid, isn’t half bad quality wise. But the pants??? *shiver*

  7. brent says:

    lol

  8. Torey says:

    I knew a girl who wanted to tat this on her rear, but she didn’t because most of the guys in town who liked that ’style’ couldn’t read anyway

  9. Vanessa says:

    i think thats a dude.
    But I would have to say this one’s pretty funny.

  10. Well, I have some idea of what Brent’s next tattoo might look like.

  11. Jennifer says:

    Vanessa :
    i think thats a dude.
    But I would have to say this one’s pretty funny.

    No man wearing THOSE pants would WANT that tattoo.

  12. Kristina says:

    I had a friend that always threatened to get that very tattoo in that very spot. However, she wouldn’t be caught dead in those pants (in public OR the privacy of her own home), so I can rest assured it isn’t her.

  13. Jennay says:

    I feel like we are only seeing half the tattoo….

  14. Anne S. says:

    @Vanessa

    I took that picture at a Renaissance Festival and it was definitely a girl!

  15. Lady Ice says:

    Anne S. :
    @Vanessa
    I took that picture at a Renaissance Festival and it was definitely a girl!

    do you have a picture of the rest of her pants? I’m really more disturbed by them than her tramp stamp.

  16. Lady Ice says:

    General Tuna :
    I hope for the sake of humanity it says “No entry” above her privates…

    I’d like to think she has a tat over her bits that says Abandon hope all ye who enter here, but I doubt she would even recognize the quote…

  17. Anne S. says:

    @Lady Ice

    Unfortunately not! It looks like they were surf shorts though. Why you would wear surf shorts to a Renaissance Festival is beyond me… Not to mention the fact that my state is not exactly known for its surfing opportunities.

  18. Lady Ice says:

    Well I wouldn’t say everyone at a Ren Fair needs to be in costume, but those are just some really, really ugly shorts. And thank God they’re not pants. Less fabric.

  19. TheSheep says:

    Heh. I was talking to my gay friend (definitely male), who WORKS at a Ren faire, who was saying he wanted a tramp stamp tattoo that said, “exit only”, and then ran across this. He loves it! But not so much the pants…

  20. amber says:

    I think those are BOARDSHORTS, not pants.

  21. Erin says:

    if its getting that bad she’s gotta tattoo it, its time to move on sista

  22. ridji says:

    ahahhahaha:D
    so cool!!!
    best tattoo ever:)

  23. Davz says:

    “Exit Only” is only going to make hitting that twice as nice. Rufies ftw.

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