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Mom Told You To Chew Before You Swallow

August 11th, 2009

Funny Tattoos: What?Ink Spotter: Bracken M

I have just a few questions:

1. Why?
2. What?
3. Did you have to register as a sex offender after you got this tattoo?
4. What?
5. Why?

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90 Responses to “Mom Told You To Chew Before You Swallow”

  1. TheSheep says:

    o.O

  2. Czernobog says:

    Are those tomatoes?

  3. TheSheep says:

    @Czernobog
    Strawberries.

  4. Jenny says:

    That’s so disturbing I don’t even know where to start….

  5. PB says:

    Oh, STRAWBERRIES. That’s different.

    - seriously- wtf?

  6. Jimmy says:

    Mmmm. Chocolate covered strawberries.

  7. Jimmy says:

    Chocolate covered strawberries are delicious.

  8. mo says:

    The question is: Do I, or do I not want to know what’s the story behind this tat?

    (But if you ask me, it’s actually a pretty well made tattoo, if it wasn’t completely… weird!)

  9. Frosty says:

    What “real” drawing is this from?

    Far too clean and understated for a tattoo artist to conceive of. I’m sure his future cellmate will get years of pleasure looking at it each night.

  10. Me says:

    Ofcourse all the idiot Americans here associate this with pedophilia
    It’s still a weird tattoo though

  11. Justin Chase says:

    The hair looks pretty good actually.

  12. DaPunkin says:

    o.0
    I’m sure there is some story to this, but I do not want to know what it is. And the hair, and cool as it looks, makes it look like it’s a young girl, which is just plain sick.

  13. Roiyu says:

    Maybe this is something where he thought he was getting like a giant man eating bear inked on his back…but as a cruel joke he got a small girl crapping strawberries…

  14. KR says:

    this picture was made by Ryuko Azuma, you can find some of his artworks on his blog : http://rapeme.org

  15. pony says:

    I bet chicks love this: “OMG you REALLY have a 5 year old girl shitting strawberries tattooed on your back? I’m wet like a river.”

  16. Czernobog says:

    @mo
    If it hadn’t been so elegantly drawn and well made I would’ve assumed it was a “snitch” prison tattoo.

    Sadly, it appears that this was intentional.

  17. ben says:

    dear lord why ?????????

  18. mkm says:

    I actually like the design except for the strawberry part. I don’t get it, but it does remind me of the crap (ha ha) art students come up with in their quest for profound expression. Um, fruit salad anyone?

  19. TeacherLady says:

    This is beyond disturbing.

  20. dudekazoo says:

    I agree that it’s way too good to be an original creation of the tattoo artist. I like to think it’s from an old Japanese woodblock print.

  21. Observer says:

    i think this is the picture that’s based on
    http://rapeme.org/mt/archives/2008/01/post_32.html

  22. TheSheep says:

    @gg
    Oh, well, as long as we got THAT sorted out…! (lol)

  23. Kozak says:

    @Me
    Oh F#ck off buddy. If it walks like a duck etc we Americans call it a duck.

  24. Malisyn says:

    @Me
    Well then, Mr. Holier Than Thou, what positive spin do you have for this depiction? I’m sure the rest of us unintelligent inbred Americans would love some insight.

  25. Ctyler says:

    Srsly, I think this is photoshopped…if you look at the hair closely, it doesn’t look quite right in the lighting.. too sharp and detailed and just lighted funny…

    And yeah….fcking disturbing….

  26. farmgirl says:

    I call photoshopped. Was probably a decent resolution image to begin with, then the work was done, and the resolution dropped down to hide the ’shopping.

    It’s too random.

  27. candace says:

    what freaks me out is how well its drawn…. aside from the WTF subject matter of course

  28. KC says:

    RapeMe.org? Really!? I looked at that site for 2 seconds before puking. Everything there was from a sick pedophile’s wet dream. F*ck “Me” and anyone else who defended this picture. F*ck Ryuko Azuma, too. If you like this crap you are a pedophile, so f*ck you. That is all.

  29. Pook says:

    Looks to be this picture more or less

    http://rapeme.org/mt/archives/2008/01/post_32.html

    Weirdly the tattoo actually seems better drawn..

  30. Pook says:

    As for the disturbing nature of his art..

    It’d well know that Westerners are pretty much unable to assess the age of Oriental people… And that they have a very odd relationship with sexual imagery in Japan.

    Lets just ignore the age of the girl in the picture, frankly if it’s a child or not…that really makes little difference… He has a tattoo of a lady crapping on hid back, that’s the reason he needs mental help….

  31. DogMa says:

    How strange that the tattoo is better drawn than its putative source –

    — which doesn’t justify this in any way. This particular cretinous, imbecilic, and illiterate American thinks that even if this dude doesn’t engage in actual pedophilia, he might be going away for statutory rape and forcible sodomy. And then in prison he’ll get to know on a real, personal level just what it means to crap red.

  32. Jen says:

    Looks ’shopped. The lines of the tatt don’t contour with the shape of the man’s body.

  33. xs-dx says:

    This is soooo fake, any infant with a bit of photoshop know how will know how to do this!!! would be a cool tatt though, with out the crap comming out of her rear end!

  34. Steve says:

    Reason I don’t sleep #152…

  35. Allison says:

    @KC
    Sorry you had to see the filth you describe of. When I saw that the name of the website was rapeme, I decided not to click on the link. That’s just asking for trouble.
    Those people are sick a-holes!

  36. MODOG says:

    Wow, Ugliest Tattoo mods, you let @KC slide but wont let people posting links to youtube or other NON OFFENSIVE stuff? You let some guy calling people who may enjoy different forms of art pedophiles?

    Wow.

    Ugliest Tattoo mods you suck.

  37. Johnny Jackass says:

    nasty as fuck!!!!

  38. TheSheep says:

    @Me
    While I understand your concern that Americans can be a little reactionary on the subject of pedophilia, this is a poor example to justify your opinion. Try Googling “Japan rape” and “Japan pedophilia” and see what comes up.

  39. Bex says:

    I, too, have one word for this: Photoshop.

  40. Jason says:

    May just be me, but anybody who sees an image like that and responds, “yeah, dumbass. don’t you recognize that from rapeme.com” is probably spending a little too much time on the internet.

    If you have ever seen an actual photo of some kid shitting strawberries, it may be time to reassess your life before meeting chris hansen in person.

  41. hannahbanana says:

    It’s just fucking wrong. And I agree with the photoshopping.

  42. Jason says:

    Oh, and I also will be googling NEITHER “Japan rape” NOR “Japan pedophilia”

  43. TheSheep says:

    @Jason
    Can’t say as I blame you. I wish I hadn’t.

  44. some-farker says:

    ಠ_ಠ

  45. Jodi says:

    I have to say, that I actually LOVE this tattoo. I really do, I think it’s awesome and looks good.
    so there.

  46. Nancy says:

    Could it be drawn with ink and not tattooed?

    I do agree this is disturbing.

  47. I’m getting on the Photoshop bandwagon too. The image is not even the same resolution as the rest of the photo, and her hair seems too luminous.

    Still, it’s an image I wish I could unsee.

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