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I’m Going To Get A Tramp Stamp Of My Tailbone (UPDATE!)

September 14th, 2009

Funny Tattoo - censor fetus w00t w00t!Ink Spotter: Ellie

So you got your internal reproductive organs reproduced on the outside of your skin. Big effin deal. Call me when you man up (heh) and get a serious internal organ tattooed externally. Like your skull:

Funny Tattoos: This must confuse his dentist to no endSource: Tattoo Design Group

Makes that uterus look like child’s play, doesn’t it? HA HA, get it? “Child’s play”? I slay me.

UPDATE:
Thanks to those commenters who have pointed us to more info on Zombie Boy. We found this interview particularly enlightening. Zombie Boy is predictably insane and also unintentionally hilarious. For example, this is his explanation of why he does what he does:

“I thought long and hard about what I really wanted, what my passion was. And I decided I wanted to be a fucking zombie.”

Kind of hard to argue with that, I guess. Here’s a more recent picture of him:

Funny Tattoos: Welcome to my homeSource: Bizarre Magazine

Zombie Boy also says that he’s a “much happier person” since getting his tattoos and no longer wants “to fucking kill everybody.” Ladies?

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76 Responses to “I’m Going To Get A Tramp Stamp Of My Tailbone (UPDATE!)”

  1. Ok, I thought the tattoos on top of his head were just skull sutures (kind of a cool idea) but no, no they are not. It’s a brain full of maggots.

    In black-and-white, at least.

  2. Erin says:

    I think that his tattoos are cool! Although I’m into zombies and stuff like that, so that might influence what I think about them. : P
    I have to say though that the devil type thing on his chest is a bit much. : /

  3. roknrolr63 says:

    That chick looks like she might have had a kid pretty recently. Maybe it’s just a bad angle. In any case, perhaps she should have tatted a tubal ligation. The dude? Yeah, his ink is very artistic and cool, but…what kind of retirement package does the carnival sideshow offer? Perhaps he should have some “Hoover’s flags” tattooed to his hips and back pocket…or maybe some maggots eating away at his street performer change. In the words of the Sex Pistols, “NOOOO future for you”.

  4. roknrolr63 says:

    @hannahbanana
    I will never be capable of scarring my children in such a way. Pnacakes in this shape? No. I am FAR too lazy.

  5. roknrolr63 says:

    @WeirdOne With a Sharpie. Yeah, I’m pretty sure.

  6. J-Ri says:

    I really really want to know what Zombie Boy does for work.

  7. Anna Rexia says:

    anaceofkidneys :
    He hasn’t had his nose cut off, just colored black.

    It’s an old saying and I’m sure wasn’t meant to be taken literally.

    For those who followed the link, only to land on a 404 error page, she changed the name of the page: http://tinyurl.com/kw2aal

  8. harpdevil says:

    May I point out that a skull is not an internal organ, let alone a serious one?

  9. spoomonkey says:

    @L.
    She looks like she’s already had a baby, several in fact. Not much of a feminine figure there…

    • Christina says:

      She looks like she’s already had a baby, several in fact. Not much of a feminine figure there…

      I’m pretty sure that you didn’t mean to be hilarious-if-clueless right there.

  10. chris says:

    this is really bad, but he looks like he dont care

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  12. Black Ice says:

    Is it weird that I find Zombie Boy kind of attractive? O.o

  13. that girl says:

    hah wow i just met Zombie Boy last week. He is pretty cool. Hangs out on St.Laurent in Montreal.

  14. stoopidhooman says:

    If she’s had a baby, then I guess it would be a “feminine” figure–the most feminine there is.

  15. jewel says:

    i would fuck zombie boy.

  16. Marie says:

    I’m probably not the only one that finds it hilariously ironic that he smokes….. *shrug*

  17. Jennifer says:

    I would do him….

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  19. FunkCor says:

    A tramp stamp of my tailbone! That was MY idea! Man! *snaps*

  20. FunkCor says:

    Oh and yeah he’s pretty f’in sexy…

  21. Rock.x.ann says:

    I already talk to the zombie guy, in montreal ( if you want to see him, go on st-laurent street! haha)

    And he his a really nice man!!! A bit weird, but really funny :)

    He said that the place on his body must hurt was on his eyes. Yup! :) :P

  22. haha says:

    Does Zombie Boy like turtles?

  23. BytchEPoo says:

    does the woman have gray skin?!?
    zombie man seriously grosses me out. wayyyyyy too much ink. hep, party of one.

  24. Colleen says:

    his tattoo artist is pretty damn talented though…

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