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Tattooed Underwear Is Still Naked

October 3rd, 2009

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This gentleman is a fan of Eastern spirituality. He has well-informed beliefs about best practices for the soul. His tattoos are symbols and talismans designed to promote a healthy journey for his atman, from shespa to eventual rigpa.

He also digs baseball caps, smoking, and ecologically unsound packaging. He knows that contradictions, like walking around naked, really freak the squares.

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39 Responses to “Tattooed Underwear Is Still Naked”

  1. Callamity says:

    Aww that looks gross!

  2. hannahbanana says:

    Where is the unedited version???? Let’s see it grandpa!

  3. blahbluh says:

    Just click the image.. its a link

  4. Jovis hovis says:

    zomg I saw this guy! He walks around the streets of Barcelona, went there last summer. And he has a huuuugee di…

  5. pen says:

    GAAAH MY EYES
    Also, is this who Dan Brown was writing about in The Lost Symbol? It is, right? Blech.

  6. ohnoes says:

    I love the FC Barcelona tatoo on his chest! The team can be sooo proud to have such an elegant and stylish fan!

  7. Chili says:

    I´ve seen this guy on the street, he lives in Barcelona where walking around naked isn’t illegal.

  8. Espoo says:

    Wow, I went to the link and that’s amazing lol. I don’t understand why people are so ashamed of the human body, but still, I’m surprised he wasn’t arrested or something. Kudos to him though, because he’s obviously a lot more comfortable with himself than a lot of people, including me! And he may be old, but gramps is well-hung! Way to go gramps!

  9. Johnny Jackass says:

    Whoa that is a creepy looking wiener…

  10. TheSheep says:

    It is the Naked Man of Barcelona! Google it and see! (Actually, Barcelona for some unknown reason has 2 or 3 naked men wandering about. This one is just the most famous.)

  11. Anna Rexia says:

    Keep in mind that nudity is not looked at the same way it is in the Americas as it is in parts of Europe. It’s a pretty nifty tattoo and could use some touch-up work on a few spots. Gotta hand it to the old guy for being totally unfazed by others’ reactions.

    I wonder if people try to feed it peanuts.

    Personally, I’m kinda disturbed by the picture of the aging woman (on the linked page) with more hair dangling from her pits than what’s on her head and headlights showing about six inches lower than original.

  12. zhoen says:

    And he knows what time it is, too.

  13. Jordan says:

    He’s an abomination but that mother fucker is gifted by nature zomfg.. He doesn’t deserve such a big dick

  14. slatfats says:

    So, he’s out shopping … where does he keep his wallet?

  15. whatever says:

    in the yellow plastic bag he seems to be carrying around all the time? and Anna Rexia: i would totally try to feed it peanuts!

  16. elg3 says:

    He even has the little wrinkles/stretch marks in the “underwear” that might be there if they were real …

  17. Chipmunk says:

    @slatfats
    you don’t wanna know.

  18. Carlisle says:

    What if all elderly men walked around naked? Cringe.

  19. That Girl says:

    Ant eater, helmet head or alien?

  20. Johanna in exile says:

    If you are going to have anthropomorphic junk it really should be an elephant. Can anyone tell what it is really supposed to be? I’m supposing its a pokeman of some kind, or maybe his long lost invisible friend Charlie who died two years back.

  21. KT says:

    If you’ve got it, flaunt it!

  22. Sonia says:

    Like others, I kinda admire this man. Not only for his balls (pun intended) in being so comfortable with his body but dude is in nice shape and his tats are well done. I think most people are only okay with nudity when it is done by 20 year old girls but I think all human bodies are lovely. Good on this guy.

  23. pete dutro says:

    I’ve seen this dude many times on las Ramblas in Barcelona. he gets a little angry when you take a photo of him. he is always yelling at tourists

  24. Blue says:

    Jeez! I hunted all over yesterday to find the unedited versions for Blue’s Blog. Didn’t think to click the pic. Duh.

    I agree that people are stupid about the human body. Hell, it’s what we’re born with. Good on Barcelona for letting grampa show off his goods!

    BTW, he’s not that impressively hung – as I was saying on my blog. Half of that length is saggy, old-bloke foreskin.

  25. Kit says:

    So does he *do* anything? Like, for a living? Or does he just walk around all day?

  26. Johanna in exile says:

    he would have to wear clothes for a job per se, even in barcelona right? besides he isn’t just walking, he is yelling at tourists, shopping, breathing and one must assume using an enclosed public bathroom. Because he is shy.

  27. Lady Ice says:

    I wasn’t so disturbed until I saw the pics where he wasn’t so…relaxed. :O

  28. Lolz says:

    I’m not going to click the link. But it seems like that would really hurt and be very difficult to a get done and b remove

  29. What the... says:

    @pen
    I know! I looked at the uncensored photos… really regret it now. It looks like an elephants trunk lol

  30. Shep333 says:

    Living proof that what seemed like a cool idea when when u were 30…is 10 times Cooler when ur 65!!!

  31. Meredith says:

    @Lolz
    Why would he want to get it removed?

  32. Hayley says:

    I’ve actually seen this guy too! A few photographers on the artists site deviantart.com have photographed him. Really shocking to see o.o

  33. kylea collins says:

    what the fuckk this shit is so fuckin stupid

  34. jef says:

    Thing is, if he was wearing shorts and t-shirt, you wouldn’t even know he was tattooed.

  35. Buahahaha everyone always love naked people!!

  36. quick willow says:

    Mhmmmm nekid people…

  37. Albert says:

    This men is quite famous in the city (Barcelona) and got the popular nickname of “l’home elefant” that means “The elphant man” (guess why…)

    And not, it’s not illegal walking around naked in Barcelona if you don’t show yourself in a explicit way or disturbe anybody with your actitude.

    One friend and I where discusing about if it was for real or not, asked another friend who’s lawyer, search for us in the civil code and right its not ilegal (Barcelona it’s one of the fewest cities in the wolrd that allow that)

    Best of all is the Barça “escut”…

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