You Learn Something New Every Day
October 9th, 2009
Ink Spotter: Juanita
Babies are just adorable, right? I mean, that’s what I’ve heard. I’m, uh…not so sure anymore.
Maybe misheard it as “Babies are swell,” when someone said, “Babies are terrifying demons from hell.” At least that’s would explain this one:
Ink Spotter: Radish Acorn
I can’t get passed the purple nurple in the top photo. I wonder if he asked the “artist” to color match it.
Know what bothers me the most about the second one? That there’s no apostrophe in “Daddy’s”.
I strongly suspect Jessica of paying that guy in the top picture to get that tat just so she could write the mouseover text, which is the finest caption ever in the history of the entire planet.
hahahaha – oooh my sides hurt. the first one has stubble… and the second one has been caught halfway through a sneeze….. no no no no no!
The second one looks like Morla the giant turtle in the Neverending Story.
Oh my. I just don’t understand this. Do these people not know what they are getting embedded permanently into their skin?!? My brother is a tattoo artist. When he inks someone they have at least three opportunities to approve the design before he even gets out the gun. It’s just incredible how stupid people truly are.
You know when dads think about the future… and they wonder how they are going to intimidate their daughter’s boyfriend by cleaning guns at the kitchen table. Dad # 2 can just pull up his pants leg and say “She my lil girl and don’t you ever forget that boy!”
Is it wrong that when I look of these, all I can think of is “Total Recall”?
“QUAIIIIID!”
Its not wrong at all, that was my first thought too!
Those are two very ugly portraits of possibly cute babies. Why don’t people wait to get portraits of their children done until 1) they have a very AMAZING artist who is exceptional at portraits and 2) their babies don’t look like little old people anymore. Seriously, by the time they are 2 or 3 they are flipping adorable, commemorate them then.
OMG…it’s Jon Gosselin! =^o
I saw a really cute baby tattoo. it was a was the baby’s hand print on the back of his father’s shoulder. Beats the tattoo my father has for me – my name in wingdings.
D’you think if the guy at the top clenches, the kids facial expression changes?
The first one looks like the guy is giving birth from his chest.
@Blanco
Oh look at that! It does have stubble! hahaha
Haha riiiight above the nipple!
Pfff he calls that a girl… WTF I’ve never seen something as ugly as that… That wasn’t what I tgought a girl looks like… That ugglier than sgit its scary!
To me, they pretty much all look like these fine specimens. Swap a “normal” baby with the one from “Eraserhead” and I can’t tell the difference. Rotten little things.
I love how the Daddys Lil Girl one has white highlights, as if the artist thought that would save it.
The second one reminds me of the movie “Basket Case.”
What’s in the basket? My brother. YOUR BROTHER?!! Daddy’s little girl scares me worse. *Hides on top of the refrigerator and waits to hunt scary baby tattoos*
@Anna Rexia Best obscure movie reference ever. You made my week.
@Jen
That is EXACTLY what I was thinking.
The fingernails are very well drawn in the first one.
Quaid. Start the Reactor. Free Mars!
@Smilee
TOTALLY!!!
@Sarah
Yep, it pretty much looks like an alien bursting out of his chest. Very nice visual.
I COME IN PEACE! TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!!
> Those are two very ugly portraits of possibly cute babies.
There are no such things. All babies (modulo disfigurement and racial differences) look alike, and they’re all ugly.
those are some ugly babies
“Daddy’s Horrific Little Abomination”
That seems more suitable.
They must be from outer space because they look like alien babies to me.