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Freddy’s Revenge. For the Jews’ Extra-National Allegiances During WWI

October 29th, 2009

Funny Tattoo - the hair is creepy too. Ink Spotter: M.M.

Michael Bay didn’t want this to get out, but the upcoming remake of Wes Craven’s horror classic is set in Nazi Germany. A Nightmare on Ulm Street: Fright of the Long Knives is set to open in the spring of 2010.

A Reichmare on Elm Street? No? How about A Nightmare on Elm Street, and by “on Elm Street” We Mean “for Teenagers and Jews”? I’ll keep working on it.

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34 Responses to “Freddy’s Revenge. For the Jews’ Extra-National Allegiances During WWI”

  1. Tattoo Kits says:

    Wow – I hope you are kidding! =-o

  2. Mike says:

    I’m pretty sure you mean “WWII” not “WWI”.

  3. Miauw says:

    It’s the hair above the tattoo that scares me the most really…

    • LuckyCat says:

      I know right. I don’t think they let anyone that hairy in the SS. There is a bit of a situation going on in the lower right corner that concerns me. It’s a little too wrinkly for a back and there is either a dent, a gaping whole, or another tattoo.

    • Tink says:

      the tattoo is on the man’s right side (you can see his belly button to the far right of the picture), and is fresh – that’s why the area is shaved (and probably why he is so proudly showing it off – give him a day or too to sober up!)

  4. marsupial jones says:

    Is he making the universal sign for cunnilingus?

  5. BLA says:

    I’m just thankful that this one does not feature the seemingly requisite giant boobs or flaccid penis.

    • Johanna in exile says:

      I am certain the half burned flaccid penis will be added later. The tattoo artist had to figure out how to get the failosaur he will be riding in the near future in the correct position.

  6. mkpheartsnyc says:

    You guys didn’t know his full name was Friedrich Krugerheim II?

  7. Lyndse says:

    It may just be that I’m suffering from a migraine right now and I can’t see very well, but this tattoo looks really well done to me. Even though I don’t really like Freddy Kruger all that much.

    • anony mouse says:

      Freddy himself seems to be quite well done, even if he is not the tat of many peoples’ choice. It’s the Nazi / SS regalia he so proudly sports that confuddles me…

  8. Lyndse says:

    Oh wait. Nazi imagery. Fucking migraines.

  9. Zombie cupcakes says:

    Wow I didn’t know that Mel Gibson loved Freedy Kruger so much!

  10. Jord says:

    What’s in american culture that make nazi and racist tattoos so popular…?

    • Renren says:

      Deliverance… rent the movie Deliverance, watch all of it and thy question shall be answered.

    • Elizabeth says:

      …. I was going to say freedom of speech (people think that just because they CAN say or believe something means they SHOULD), but it just occurred to me, how do we know all these tattoos are American?

    • Meee3e says:

      ***What’s in american culture that make nazi and racist tattoos so popular…

      Owning black slaves in the 1900’s
      Also the Ku Klux Klan and/or The Arayon brotherhood how praise Hitler on his stand to eradicate (genocide) the jewish people for being of unpure blood (white power)
      good book to read is “Mein Kampf” by A. Hilter himself
      english translations in book stores or eBooks around

  11. Devon says:

    Will someone please explain why it’s WWI and not WWII?

    • Vinyl Girl says:

      One of the Nazi Party’s platforms was to restore the honor and military might of Germany after their defeat in World War I. Rather than admit they were soundly defeated in a fair fight, they blamed their loss on Jewish German citizens who undermined the war effort by collaborating with the Allies. They even accused loyal German Jewish business owners of war profiteering during WWI. The Germans were looking for someone to blame for their loss, and the Nazi Party exploited that by making Jews the scapegoat, along with tapping into the usual anti-Semitic stereotypes. Using this, the Nazi Party quickly shoved aside the Weimar Republic and assumed power in the years between WWI and WWII.

      The 25-Point Plan, The Nuremberg Laws, Kristallnacht, and finally The Holocaust were the Nazi’s “revenge” against the Jews’ supposed treason towards the German Empire in World War One.

      With the Nazi Party utterly destroyed (except for the handful of ODESSA members who escaped to South America) after World War II, they weren’t in much of a position to take revenge on anybody.

    • Meee3e says:

      The SS was created on April 4, 1925

      The main task of the SS was the personal protection of the Führer of the Nazi Party, Adolf Hitler.
      1st world war started on the 1st September, 1939, with the German invasion of Poland

      so the answer is that the SS pre-dated WW2

      • Moriarty says:

        You mean the 2nd World War began on September 1st, 1939. The SS was created in order to protect Adolf Hitler from the growing power of Rohm and the SA. While the establishment of the SS occurred before the start of WW2, the Sig runes on his collar are most definitely SS and therefore symbolic of WW2 and not WW1.

  12. Ronin317 says:

    The fucking glove is on the wrong hand too…what the fuck?

  13. Devon says:

    Thank you, Vinyl Girl. I knew all of that history; I was just confused over the wording of the caption.

    • Johanna in exile says:

      oh yeah, yeah, knew that already. I have a internet certificate proving I know stuff about Nazi’s from WWI and WWII. Like I bet you didn’t know they had a synchronized swim team. See? Certified!

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