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The Prince of Darnkess

November 9th, 2009

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63 Responses to “The Prince of Darnkess”

  1. florb says:

    It’s the album cover pic that’s spelled incorrectly, not the tat…?

    • Johanna in exile says:

      While the black is spelled correctly (woots?) Sabbath is the correct spelling not “Sabbaht”. On a side note, is that Kanji on his other arm? What are the odds of that being spelled correctly?

    • Stating the obvious says:

      The cover was Photoshopped, moron.

    • Jordan says:

      Yeah, it’s definitely Black Sabbath. Tattoo = correct, album = incorrect. I think it’s one of the more clever tattoos that I’ve seen, the upside down cross goes perfectly with the reputation of the band.

      • anony mouse says:

        Except for the mis-spelling, surely?

        • Jordan says:

          I can’t believe no one has heard of Black Sabbath. Surely you’ve heard the song “Iron Man” on Guitar Hero, if nothing else. For the life of me I can’t find a thing wrong with that tattoo. Someone is mistakenly thinking that that album cover is spelled correctly and is basing the entire mockery of this tattoo on it. The tat is right, and that album cover is probably worth $500k for being WRONG. Unless it’s another band that I’m not familiar with, of course, in which case please pardon my ignorance and disregard this comment.

          • Jordan says:

            Jesus H. Christ I’m a fucking moron. Sorry about taht. ;)

          • steve says:

            Look again, the tattoo AND the album cover are BOTH incorrect.

          • sivadselim says:

            Huh?

          • LuckyCat says:

            Yes, most people in the western world have heard of Black SabbaTH. It is Black SabbaHT that only you and the tattooee seem to be familiar with.

          • Anna Rexia says:

            Please tell me you’re being facetious. In the likely event that you aren’t, the album is – dare I say? – Photoshopped (aka altered using a graphics editor).

          • southerngirl says:

            you fail…you fail hard, lol. not because you’re a black sabbath fan, but because even the slightest fan of their music would notice the BLATANT fail in this tattoo!!! it is mispelled…and i’m guessing stephen is the master of photoshop because i have seen the original album cover on the internet and it has the correct spelling on it. so you fail…muahahahahaha =)

          • anony mouse says:

            Of course I’ve heard of Black Sabbath. It’s Black Sabbaht I am completely unfamiliar with. The tattoo is wrong, and the album cover is a photoshopped spoof of the tattoo :)

  2. finickymuse says:

    It was supposed to say “Black Shabbat”.

  3. spitud says:

    Yeah, what?

  4. zhoen says:

    I wonder if the guy has ever noticed it’s misspelled.

  5. Kit says:

    I wonder if his cokc hangs below his knee.

  6. shayna says:

    Okay, besides the the misspelling, I’m kind of annoyed by the awkwardness of his bottom-heavy cross. Why didn’t he use the first A for his crossword puzzle?

  7. Zombie cupcakes says:

    The reason the cross is like that is bc it’s supposed to be inverted. There’s a belief that it’s a negative symbol inverted like that. Plus st Peter may the choice to be cruxicified like that. So there are actually many reasons… Look it up!

    +1 dick point for me!

    • Mr. Stuffinpuff says:

      Early pressings of the first Black Sabbath record (self-titled) had an inverted cross on the inner sleeve. This might be an awful rendition of that design.

  8. Chipmunk says:

    I’ve been looking all over for that shirt! I can’t find it anywhere. Maybe cause I would also like to find the sleeves…

  9. Ryan says:

    Nice photoshop of the album….almost believable if the artwork on a real record wasn’t so impeccable and awesome! (F’n tapes!!) Volume 4 is still a clasic. I like the tat, but the holder like the giver probably was part of the great COKE company also…see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sabbath_Vol._4

  10. Evil Irish Pixi says:

    So apparently a couple of you decided it wasn’t worth the time to actually look at the entire tattoo instead of just until the “black” because I notice you are just not getting it. They are BOTH spelled incorrectly. There is no such band as “Black SabbaHT” (as both the album and tat say), unless of course Ozzy stated a side project on one of his REALLY drug induced stupors…

    • Johanna in exile says:

      Personally, I am beginning to assume if you are even slightly dyslexic it looks good to go. So any dyslexic type peoples out there, the tattoo and the album are spelled incorrectly. But I have a special message for you: Sotp in teh nmae of lvoe, befroe yuo braek my haert. Thikn it ovre.

  11. Bek says:

    Ye, the inverted cross is supposed to be a Satanic symbol, of which Black SabbaTH implemented quite often in their gimmick. And for those of you who have no clue who they are, the lead singer, Ozzy Osbourne (yes, the famous mumbler of reality tv fame), once bit the head off of a bat onstage! Wheeee! :-p

    On another note…I want his hat!!!

  12. oracle says:

    I think it’s more like a cock-that-hangs-below-his-knee metaphor for a cock that hangs below his knee.

  13. after their product line of black sherbert was no success, the company had to rethink their strategies…

  14. Jack says:

    I think it’s stupid no matter what. The T should come before the H.

  15. Kit says:

    To save time, perhaps this site should point out things that are funny with blinking arrows that say FUNNY.

    That would also boost the use of the [blink] tag, which is important now that Geocities has shut down.

  16. Jody says:

    I think the original design was created in MS Word sometime around 1998. The font looks like one that my teacher used for cutouts all over my 7th grade classroom!

  17. sivadselim says:

    I can’t believe people are even asking about the inverted cross. Or explaining it!

  18. @ says:

    Am I the only one who thought this tattoo was on an older woman? That appears to be a small, saggy breast to me…. or is it just moob?

  19. Malisyn says:

    I kinda feel bad making fun of this guy. At the same time, a tattoo like that and that GNR shirt plus the Slash hat….wow. You can only be asking for it for so long before the barrage begins. By the way Mr. Black Sabbaht, say hi to Danny Bonaduce for me.

  20. DanInTheCan says:

    Every one is so hung up on spelling, they miss the obvious fopah…. Only honest Abe and Slash should be wearing the top hat, DUH!

  21. Ray says:

    When you first see the image you might think, how could anyone be that dumb. Both the tattooist and tattooee. But then you start reading the comments and the guy in the photo seems to have company. This is the dumbest string of comments I’ve ever read anywhere. You people are morons. If this sounds harsh to you it’s probably because you don’t realize you’re a moron.

    • Evil Irish Pixi says:

      I agree. “Fighting on the internet is like the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still retarded.” I thought this was a comment area for the tat presented? I don’t know…maybe I’m wrong.

  22. Sjefke says:

    Why do I always have to point out the obvious: the tattoo is Photoshopped!

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