Look to Your Right. Now Look to Your Left. One of These People is Covered in Tattoos of Genitalia
November 18th, 2009
Ink Spotter: Anna F
What? You didn’t think that your first-grade teacher was covered in dick tattoos underneath her turtleneck and oversized holiday-themed cardigans? Miss Janie has a life of her own, you know.
Uncensored picture after the jump.
Nipples are a little anticlimactic after staring a a dickey of dicks, hm?
I bet she also likes pearl necklaces!
Oly
Okay, I like it. I think it’s an awesome contrast with her hair and glasses- it’s like a crazy dick secret!
There is a horrible back story here. No pun intended. The story probably involves a ‘funny uncle’ a nasty perv biker or a head injury. This woman is going to wind up like the British woman who has mutilated genitalia and covered herself in ink.
AND this deserves an Epic WTF!
…….Or maybe she just REALLY loves the cock.
This is some of the most beautiful execution of horrendous subject matter since Hieronymous Bosch — whose work is doubtless inked on many an exhibitionist. Btw, I, too, want to know more about those bluish, spongy, veiny separators — are they meant to be good old-fashioned blue balls?
I’ll bet she’s a dominatrix, and that the schoolteacher/librarian persona is part of her shtick.
Looks like blue scrotum to me
In many tribes, after conquering an enemy the victor will cut off a portion of the anatomy and wear it on a necklace.
Perhaps each one of these dicks is meant to represent a particular conquest. Which makes me wonder if the decorative tats on the dicks were on the original guy she “conquered.” And I guess she ran out of room on her necklace and started building dick-related flowers, or something.
I, too, have trouble reconciling the glasses and hair with the ink.
What has been seen cannot be unseen, though. -shudder-
Does this mean that she has “conquered” in left-to-right order, a fat-guy biker dude, a bad-ass biker dude, a barber, a zombie and spider man?
Yeah, except one of them says “Mom” *shudder*
She’s got waaaayyyyy more dick tattoos-they’re all over her body. If I remember correctly, the ones on her legs are (just as excellently inked, but) even more horrifying.
What the hell is coming out of barbershop dick?
I… I think it’s… cheese…
hi “thirteen”
Hmmm … makes me wonder what dating must be like for such a woman. Does she use the shy, meek 1st grade teacher persona as a means lure in equally shy, meek unsuspecting men? I would love to be a fly on the wall when, after several traditional dates consisting of pleasant conversations about their favorite authors, classical music, and movies, she asks her date in for tea and crumpets only, once the door is closed, to strip off her turtleneck then ambush him with a Gimp suit hanging in the closet and exclaim in a rough commanding voice, “Come on!!! Let’s get it on, Slave!!”
My second thought is … nipple tats. Ouch.
What’s even worse is she appears to have MOM written on one of those dicks on her shoulder/collarbone…
Nothing says, “Mom, I really do love you,” than Mom on a dick on your daughter’s shoulder. Really. Unless you talk about Dad on a clit on your ass but that’s just inviting Freud in….
um…this picture is strangely arousing.
Thanks guys for posting that one!
Always love your comments.
I’m a little disturbed by the fact that the dick near her right shoulder says Mom on it in the heart. I think that’s the most disturbing thing about the whole tattoo necklace on her
i coulda sworn she was a dyke
Why would a gay woman get pictures of dicks tattooed on her? For that matter, why would anyone?
um, because they are all in a “I just ripped these off of a man” display …like a necklace. She hates men, so she ripped off their dicks…lol
I personally don’t know any dykes who hate men. In fact, the people who seem to hate men most are the ones who live with them.
I didn’t know Harry Potter had boobs!!??
I can’t help but notice the planets and space scene on her right shoulder. And all I can think is “Diiiicks iiiin spaaaaace!”
You have to love that the brilliance of the person with the wolf (?) tattoo is also shown by Jeff Foxworthy being on their TV. As for the second one, I am thinking that this is the woman who also has swastikas on her ass made of penis’. I remember the tattoos from a Taschen book (1000 Tattoos).
She most definitely is.
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So that’s what’s under Velma’s sweater.
Bwahahahahaha!
Now all that’s left is figuring out which one is Fred’s and which one is Shaggy’s . . . and possibly which one is Scooby’s. O.o
AAAAAAAHAHAHA!! Made my day!
BEST. COMMENT. EVER.
I won’t be able to see Velma again without thinking of this picture.
And here I was thinking librarian! Now I know why she looked so familiar! BWHAHAHAHA!
Oh god, tattoos on the nipples? That had to hurt.
And what if she gets pregnant later and decides to breastfeed?!?
Does anyone realize there are balls in between the penises??
i bet she’s a virgin.
I love that they edit out her nipples, but the pictures of penises are perfectly fine. Censorship fail.
… I think that looks fucking awesome actually.
Well, the style of tattoo. Maybe not the dick part so much.
*totally wants tribal pauldrons tattooed on now*
I think she might regret this.
I like it… I’ll be in psychoanalysis for a long time now but I like it.
I like it… it’s well done and not trashy. She’d be the kind of person my wife and I would hang out with.
Oh please! I can get these lick-on tattoos at my local dollar store!
You know, if you replaced the dicks with things that aren’t dicks (or any kind of genitalia for that matter) it would be really bad ass. The rest of it is really well done. :/
It seems like she might be a big fan of Pink Floyd. The tats remind me of the animation in ‘The Wall’.
I bet any money that in a few years, she’ll be a lesbian. Lol.
!!!!!
I know this lady, she used to come into my pharmacy ALL the time.She’s nuts.
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Wow…..i dont even know what to say right now.
HOW IS SHE NUTS? CAUSE SHE HAS THEM TATTOOED ON HER OR BECAUSE SHE WOULD GO IN THERE TO GET ALOT OF MEDICATION BECAUSE SHES NUTS?
I actually used to know this girl, and she and her husband are both the sweeeetest people ever. This is the work of Dave Lum, famous world-wide and he and his wife both do amazing ink. He’s done a beautiful piece on me (not penii). If you think THIS is shocking, you should see the giant penis-gun holsters she’s got emblazened on her legs! You’ve seen the bacon and eggs tattoo on the bald head of her husband, or maybe the frog last supper across his shoulders. I asked her once, “what’s up with the dicks?” and she didn’t disclose any big nutty secret or meaning. It is what it is…pretty much a big “FU” (my interpretation, not her words).
This is just ri-DICK-ulous D:
…Yeah I went there.
This could also be a reference to the goddess Chandi who wears a necklace. She was born from the energies of impotent gods. Even if that isn’t it, the tattoo makes an interesting social statement.
I’ll never be able to look at Mrs. Eckhart the same way again. D:
omg does anyone think about how all of that will look when shes 80 years old and sagging????? she is soooo gonna regret this…
And nobody’s commented on the telephone-cable with a snake’s-head skulleton (I made that word up just now) around her left breast, or the wicked black viper draped over the right?? Can no-one see past the penii? I like the tatt but what is it with all the skulls and crap?
PS Strangely, I feel like I could bone her.