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I would like to preface this by saying that I am 100 percent in favor of getting a Golden Girls tattoo. The Golden Girls was truly one of the best shows of all time, and I would have one myself if most of my skin wasn’t already taken up with Matlock-themed body suit.
That said, if you’re going to get a Golden Girls tattoo, there’s a right way to do it and a wrong way to do it. Allow me to illustrate some of the Dos and Don’ts of getting your Golden Girls tattoo:
DON’T:
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…make Bea Arthur look like a zombie. I know she died recently, but this is just plain disrespectful.
DON’T:
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…accidentally get Sue Ann Nivens instead of Rose Nylund. It’s an easy mistake to make, so here’s a handy guide to help you out:
Print it out and keep it in your wallet so you’ll always have it handy for impromptu Golden Girls tattoo sessions.
DON’T:
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…have your artist style Dorothy after Saddam Hussein as he appears in South Park:
Again, disrespectful.
As for Dos, well…nothing’s really coming to mind. Perhaps DO your homework before getting a quartet of geriatrics inked into your skin to lower the risk of looking like you have a tattoo of the California Raisins. Also, DO have a cheesecake waiting at home for you while you’re getting the tattoo. Nothing dulls the pain of bad ink like a slice of cheesecake.
hahahaha Thanks for making me pee a little bit at work every day Jessica. You’re the best.
What about the Golden Girls as Mount Rushmore? I think this tattoo artist made it a don’t…
http://tinyurl.com/goldengirlsasmtrushmore
Oh Ive never imagined Bea Arthur as a Black person before.
there all shoots,,, not a marry or screw in the bunch
is that tattoo on his neck!?! ‘thank you for making me unemployable’
What the hell body part is Rose/Sue tattooed on? Lots of weird hair and a randon lump, way to attract attention Yeti-man!!
That last one wasn’t TOOOO bad. At least the white hair looks painterly.
I have to agree. The hair is amazingly well done.
OK, strange question here, but why are all of the people getting golden girls tattos, they’re all men?? (not too sure about the first one but there is clearly a majority here) Was there really such a masculine following of a show about old women who can’t even remember menopause and yet are still attempting to date, have sex lives, and live the happenin’ single life?
Dont know, ask the guy who got the Sue Ann Nivens instead of Rose Nylund on his friken neck! Was that really the only spot open and right over the adams apple? Why not on the back of the head? Oh wait, that must be where Leonard Nimoy and James Doohan are.
I can’t speak for the guys pictured here, but it the Golden Girls have a huge following in the gay community.
My brother and male cousin love Golden Girls. I do too, but I’m female so that doesn’t prove anything. I know a lot of guys who liked that show. If you could get past the fact that it’s about four old women it was a great show with quality humor.
WTF part of the body is the one in the middle drawn on? I’ve been staring at the picture for a while and can’t figure it out/am getting kinda nauseous. Is that a nipple or a really gross mole? Where’s that hair coming from? Eeeek!
I wondered it too for a second. That’s an earlobe. The hair is on a chin. His head is turned to the right.
Somehow I love all these tats. But I can certainly see someone regretting these tattoos after sobering up.
Tat #2: Why would you get a Golden Girls tattoo on your neck!?
WTF! Golden girls is da shit!
These tattoos are all very clearly dos. I’m not kidding.
Come on, I’m sure that most of the people that got those tattoos didn’t genuinely watch the show.
They’re probably just hipsters trying to be ironic, but end up being annoying, as per usual.
i want to marry the guy in the last picture. omg that is sexy and im not even joking. please get me his number!
WOW. I honestly REALLY like the last one! Obviously a talented artist, even if the subject matter is a bit questionable… GG 4evr!!!
actually the rose nylund tatt is from a t-shirt of the golden girls and is exactly like the picture, and secondly the “thank you for making me unemployable” guy makes 75 g’s a year. what do you make???? thank you for being a douche…
and you didn’t mention a “don’t” for the second one being “don’t get a throat/chin tattoo.” ?!?!???
I know the guy who did the second one… he is actually an amazing artist… he has done all four of my tattoos