He’s Going to Have to Cancel His Tour with Lady Gagargoyle After This
November 20th, 2009
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Real men love unicorns. Whereas real unicorns that look like men love themselves if you know what I’m saying. And what do you get when you put together unicorns with men who really love themselves?
Ink Spotter: Anonymous
That’s right. UniKanye! “YO DRAGON, I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU—IMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT NARWHAL HAD ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS OF ALL TIME.”
Yes, I know that narwhals aren’t mythical creatures, but UniKanye doesn’t.
Why does the UniKanye have multiple horns? It’s not really a UNIcorn if it has more than one horn….just sayin. Also, Sweet UniMullet.
Seriously. Technically, that’s a pentahorn.=)
WTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Very manly of course….
Okay, if the unicorn has rainbow splooge/pee/whatever, does that mean it’s IN ITS HAIR?!?! ew… Why do I continue to think?
good point… I like the way you (continue to) think…
Your brain hates you obviously.
Maybe the rainbow has entered the unicorn’s abdomen and is exiting at the base of his spine.
Maybe you are on to something. He looks just as surprised about the whole rainbow pee/spooge as we are.
but…..but…..why is it sparkling?
It appeals to the Twilight fans.
Kidney stones.
Maybe the first unicorn is pregnant, has given itself a C-section, and is pulling the baby out tail first.
If you know any women with a build like that, I recommend you check a little closer, and in a well-lit area. Pickle surprise much?
isn’t that a pentacorn?
Wait a tic…Unicorns have asses? With buttcheeks?
Marvelous use of the word ’spooge’, by the way.
Really, if you are considering getting a unicorn pissing a rainbow tattoo or UniKanye, get in your car, drive past the tattoo shop, and straight on to your nearest mental institution and request the Frances Farmer
Oh man, half the time it’s just Jessica’s commentary that has me laughing my ass off.
That unicorn’s got a pretty nice ass… just sayin…
I agree…is it wrong to be slightly turned on?
I’m a little disturbed by UniKanye’s bushy eyebrows.
I’m just disturbed by UniKanye.
im disturbed by regular Kanye.
Um, is it bad I am actually really impressed by the colors and sparkles? I mean the concept had me a little creeped out, but the tatt itself is actually really good quality, the first one that is. And in 10 years it will still be a recognizable image. Still a really bad idea, but the Twilight tatt will be a bad tatt mixed with “Who is that on your back, is that like an ex boyfriend or something?”
The first one–I’ve seen the original picture, animated.
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It’s so funny, and not badly drawn at all, but not anything you’d want on skin for…uh, the obvious reasons.
(there’s a debate as to whether he’s jacking off or taking a piss.
Oh dear god, the bottom one is so horrible that I just want to cry.
CRY.
That rainbow unicorn is the most tasteless tattoo ever. Really, how do you explain it to your Mum? To your boss? To random children at the beach?
Your gay furry friends.
will need no explanation.
If I stare at that picture long enough, will my eyes bleed rainbows?