This Tattoo Needs to Be Drained on a Paper Towel
Ink Spotter: krl
If you’re anything like me (i.e. you spend the majority of your time reading the Internet), then you are Completely. Effing. Sick. of hearing about bacon. It’s all anyone talks about on the Internet. Dessert? Why not add some bacon? Porn? It’d be hotter with some bacon in it. Vegetarian Times magazine? WHY DON’T WE START PRINTING IT ON BACON?!!! I know (from reading the Internet) that this is the least popular stance in the entire history of taking stances, but I want to punch bacon in the face harder than Ed Hardy, cupcakes, and Rickrolling combined.
You know what bacon tattoo–haver? You can eat ME!
Just because bacon is all the rage right now, does NOT, in ANY way diminish it’s all-encompassing GREATNESS. Bacon can never be spoken TOO highly of, and unless it’s a bacon smoothie with a straw made out of bacon, EVERYTHING can be improved by the addition of bacon. Even this guy’s (arm?)leg. I’m just glad I didn’t think of this first.
I completely agree with your stance. I’m more than tired of the bacon craze.
I have to say I did think this was on a meat head, but as a more descriptive term of the brain capacity.
“You know what bacon tattoo–haver? You can eat ME!”
Yours,
Kevin Bacon
I like meat, but not bacon. The grease dripping off of this made me gag, as did that commercial (hotter with some bacon in it hyperlink).
Never understood this whole bacon craze, either. I mean, nice breakfast now and again, but come on.
very very well said.
Little did this guy know, he actually has Beggin’ Strips tattooed on him.
I don’t care much for desserts or other sweets combined with bacon, but I do love a good bacon cheeseburger occasionally. I know some people who truly love bacon. My brother is one. He’s (finally) getting a gift pack of bacon salt in his Christmas gifts, along with some bacon-flavoured toothpicks.
A bacon tattoo, complete with dripping grease globs? No, thanks. Fairly decent tattoo work, though.
Bonus points for the use of the Chiller font.
I saw that too :C
that should have died with windows 98.
bacon is the new zombies, which were the new pirates, which were the new ninjas
Hahaha!! Beggin’ strips! Word, on the bacon overkill. There does seem to be a trend here. I thought maybe it was all in my veghead. Meat blows.
Thank you, I thought I was the only one… I don’t get the fascination. I mean, bacon is tasty, its my favorite salted and smokes pig flesh product, but it’s still just food. Is it a rebellion thing? Do people obsess over it because its “bad” for you?
What? Did you say bacon? I EFFING love bacon.
While I love bacon, I much prefer the lean, back bacon type to streaky. Far too much fat. Thankfully, it would appear I don’t frequent the part of teh interwebz where bacon is a frequent reference.
Bacon IS awsome but fads are not. Its Just like TOOL and JESUS and the INTERNET: they are all wonderful on thier own merit but in the light of the people who worship them they are lame
I’m glad I don’t go on the internet enough to know that bacon is “all the rage” right now. lol
I still think this tattoo is just stupid though, and why is the bacon all greasy and drippy? yuck, it doesn’t even look good to eat.
I assume that a few days before he decided on this tattoo, our brave, proud meat-eater sat next to a vegan at lunch for some reason and was massively butthurt when she politely refused a bite of his bacon cheeseburger. Sometimes that’s all it takes for people to feel defensive.
Thank you thank you. This bacon shit is getting out of hand.
And you know what? Most of you bacon lovers probably HAVE bacon shit. THEREISAIDIT.
I actually hate bacon XD
It’s so salty and gross.
Although they were at first considered socially unsatisfactory for girls, with the range of celebs that are now sporting elaborate tattoos, they are becoming more satisfactory and preferred for women. Naturally most girls need to go with a feminine design which will add a beautiful touch to their body.
Well Said, Doll!
Bacon is just not that good. Why couldn’t we have a better fad? Like Reese’s Puffs?
Absolutely agree. You know what’s better than bacon? No bacon! Or fresh apricots, I suppose.
fuck you.
love, babe
Come on, people. It’s not really about bacon; it’s meant to be a metaphor. Think about it. You can figure it out.
[...] }); Well, I’ve already told you guys in no uncertain terms how I feel about bacon, so I’ll just sit back and let these tattoos do the rest of the talking [...]
Is that an open invitation to anyone with a bacon tattoo? I’m sure more than a few would take you up on it…
I’m vegan, and I’ll still admit it- Bacon is FANTASTIC.
Now you know how all the muslim/jewish kids on the internet feel Dx