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Is There Something You’re Trying to Tell Me?

November 24th, 2009

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How to make people forget about your giant “Faggot” tattoo in three easy steps:

1. Get creepy nape piercings. Being grossed out usually trumps righteous indignation.

2. Wear a conical straw hat. People will be so busy secretly trying to remember the non-offensive term for “coolie hat” that they won’t even notice the offensive term on your back.

3. Run a race in a sequined gown. Because America loves a hero.

Still thinking about the faggot tattoo? What faggot tattoo?

Jessica Uncategorized

27 Responses to “Is There Something You’re Trying to Tell Me?”

  1. elsie says:

    As a gay friend said about a particularly flamboyant dresser “He’s the kind that gets the rest of us beaten up.”

  2. Kit says:

    I like how the letters are all shiny in spots. And that little tuft of leaves at the top of the “f.”

  3. Jeff says:

    Must be a Harley rider.

  4. Belinda says:

    considering the fat guy in the pink spandex in the background – i think the tattoo was working in his advantage at that race.

  5. CTJen says:

    wait, “coolie” is an offensive term? aw, crap…

  6. Sharon says:

    Maybe he just loves eating faggot’s… THE FOOD PEOPLE! Good grief, you lot make your own jokes up! :o )

    • anony mouse says:

      Hahahahaha! I was just about to suggest this very thing! Are calling them (the food) faggots just a UK thing? My Dutch cousins used to call them “Savoury Ducks”.

  7. Crow says:

    Well, the others look very… Special too.

  8. d says:

    The guy is probably a firewood salesman. His, um, sequined shirt (dress?) is probably covering up his phone number and prices by the cord.

  9. H says:

    Did anyone else read the two words in the picture as a command? As in: Finish, faggot.

  10. Carl says:

    It’s resubjectification you idiots.

    • enamy says:

      i absolutely love it when people completely misunderstand sarcasm and then call other people idiots.*

      *that was sarcasm too, in case you missed it.

    • PsychoJenic says:

      Resubjectification it may be, but you don’t see me getting “cunt” tattooed lovingly across my shoulders.

  11. I don’t think this is offensive. He’s out and proud and wants everyone to know. Nothing wrong with that. And seeing that this is clearly a pride event, nothing wrong with the sequined gown, either.

  12. jimmy says:

    I think its fantastic … but then I’m a dirty filthy faggot myself …

  13. bellefemmeici says:

    Does anyone know the logistics of the nape piercings? Are they just stuck in there, or is there a back, like an earring back?

  14. demidanger says:

    They are surface-to-surface, meaning that it is two barbells with the bar part under his skin.

  15. JB says:

    Car battery… jumper cables… nape terminals. Hmmmm.

  16. kiki says:

    I think this is in DuPont in Washington, DC. Every year they have the Drag Race. as in Drag Queen.. it’s actually pretty entertaining to see a bunch of guys runing in 4 inch stilletos.

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