You Tease!
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Sometimes it’s just too much trouble to put on eyeliner day in and day out. That’s why some women opt for permanent makeup.
I guess the same goes for being a skank.
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If This Tat Could Talk
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Is it sad that what bothered me most was not the thong tattoo, but how very crappy it is in quality?
Not sad at all.
I’m personally more disturbed that from the way she’s bending over, it looks like she only has one butt cheek.
That. Where are the buttocks? I never thought I’d be frantic to see ass-crack, but now that I’m faced with the alternative, it would be a real relief.
That was my first reaction too. WHERE IS THE ASS CRACK???!!!??? Oh my God, her ass cheeks must have been fused together in some freak nuclear waste control accident, and now she can no longer wear thong underwear so she had to have some tattooed on. Poor thing. I’m thinking (scratch that, desperately hoping) that this is just poorly photoshopped, and that there isn’t really anyone in this whole wide world who lacks an ass crack in this fashion. How does she go number two??? Dear God, I’m just scratching the surface of the implications here, and my mind is already reeling!
I feel the same way. It might be sad, but oh well.
Pretty sure it’s just drawn on with Sharpie.
That looks more like it was done with a sharpie. At least, lets hope so.
I agree. In some universe this might be a little bit funny, if not for the poor artistry.
wow.. if only she had a chode.
that would make it perfect
now excuse me i’m gonna go vomit
Im not even sure thats a girl, what makes it not only sad and ugly but also disgusting…
i thought that was a guy…. the lack of hips and ass had me thinking it was male
WWwwwwwwAAAAAaaAaaaaaAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHH!!!
Why??? Why would someone want to draw attention to their flabby butt??? And why not choose a sexier underwear when you’re at it??? Uh, this is frustrating…An idea of a blue-eyed penis on the butt cheek is not so sad after all
I have seen a fair number of sexy underwear tattoos. This one is by far the poorest execution. Why does the underwear stop as it goes around? Why are the lines so bad.
Oh, and it looks like a guy to me (as have all of the other sexy women’s underwear tattoos I have seen).
I love the colors. they really accentuate the skin blemishes. I think this individual should have them biopsied…
whoa yeah! irregular borders, people!
looks like it was done with colored markers to me…
I think that a matching bandana on her face would bring the whole hole look together.sort of a ying yang effect.
What would really look cool is a tattoo of a tramp stamp right above it!!
The people most likely to get a tattoo are the people who should the least.
I can see her real panties just above her belt… so I’m wondering… why would she put this up so high on her back? it makes you think her ass is up there and makes everything look all distorted. I’m only seeing this as big as my cell phone screen allows, so I can’t see a lot of detail… please someone tell me this is just drawn on with markers or something… /shudder
Sorry, but it gets more disturbing. Those do not appear to be panties, but men’s briefs. But wait, there’s more! It’s a real tattoo. I’ve seen other pictures of it. Apparently, whomever has it loves to show it off, yet so far no angles that would definitively give away their gender.
am I seeing this right though? its up on the hips above the ass? because even the skinniest dudes have asscracks, and those are some meaty hips!
There are conditions which cause shorter intergluetal clefts (butt cracks). It looks to me that it’s more likely that the person has tall hip structure (more likely female in such case) and that her/his pants are lowered to just at the top of his/her crack. I think that if the tattoo was done with the side straps at a higher angle, it would give a better perception than the way it’s represented more as a bikini than a thong.
In short: the thong is wrong.
a skanky trend made permanent… classy!
WOW! As far as tattoos go, its terrible. And if those were real panties, they could be found on the bargain rack at wal-mart. GROSS!
I also think thats a guy. For some one who is proud of their thong tat, why are they wearing tighty-whiteys? Actually they aren’t very whitey.
Thank god for pants.
amen
I’m glad I’m not the only one that sees that as one giant ass instead of two cheeks.
For the love of Pete, where the heck is his/her ass crack? This seems all out of proportion. The total lack of a discernible waist, tighty-whitey “real” underwear and white tee screams “MALE” but the belt and pants are screaming “ANDROGYNOUS FAIRY”? Plus, why does it stop? Like a really cheap shirt/vest combo where the vest is actually only sewn to the front of the shirt. Sad….
This reaffirms one of my personal beliefs: “NEVER trust a man in a white belt!”
Flabby-ass skank in training…hmmm Poor execution of a thong…pray this is removable with soap and water! Ack!
i agree. pray for this being markers, better even, pray for this being some “decorate the passed out drunk” joke. i refuse to believe that someone would actually WANT something like that on their back.
I’m 99% sure it is a man. With very poor judgment, nonetheless.
I am with you on that. Almost positive it is a man which makes it a bit funnier but still lame.
wait… where is that butt crack???!!!
All the fun of a thong without flossing the walrus, If You Know What I Mean… (That’s a man, baby)
My first instinct was that it was a dude. But the hips seem too full and wide. Slim for a girl, thick for a dude. If this is a dude, he’s a born femme. Awful tat, either way.
I’m thinking (hoping? praying? begging?) that’s drawn on with sharpie.. There’s no way any sane person would do that to themselves. I also am not convinced it’s a woman at all. Other than the belt (and I’ve known guys to wear girls’/girly belts), there doesn’t really seem to be anything feminine about.. it. Oh, the sadness of this image.
I am more concerned that she appears to have no buttcrack…perhaps the thong tattoo is to divert attention from what i can only assume is a colostomy bag elsewhere
where.is.the.crack….seriously disturbing
im 80% positive thats done with some markers.
and that it is a guy.
but that doesnt explain where his crack has gone.
Assback
Maybe it’s Beldar. Doesn’t seem to be Prymatt.
Yeah, it’s drawn on. You can tell the difference when you’ve seen a few real tattoos.
A) Isn’t this on a guy? (If not then I’m not sure this person should be drawing attention to their man-butt.
B) WHERE DOES THE ASS BEGIN?