Tempting Fate
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This is a world of regret waiting to happen. I mean, lord knows I was upset when Dylan chose Kelly (mostly by Brenda’s black leather vest), but I managed to confine my devastation to the back cover of my wide-ruled notebook rather than committing it to skin.
And THANK GOD, because Brenda had scarcely packed up her last pair of high-waisted jeans before I relocated to Camp Val.
This’ll require an awful lot of (or one oversized , for that matter) “Void-stamp” tattoos, once Brenda walks out the door.
LOL!!!
well, he could also tattoo his whole body black
Or find another girl named Brenda.
Or change his name to Brenda.
Beat me to it!
STALKER! Watch out Brenda. Now we know what happened to all of those missing pairs of panties that have been disappearing from Brenda’s panty drawer.
LOL! Obsess much? Even if he is actually in a real relationship with this “Brenda” wouldn’t she be totally creeped out by this?
/i’m/ creeped out by it, and my name isn’t even anything close to Brenda
I know, right? RUN, BRENDA, RUN!!!
well…guess where his moneys going…
This picture illicited a response from me not unlike one would hear from my 60 year-old mother. I’m really scared now. *shudders*
This guy’s been listening to waaaaaay to much Gary Wilson.
He does know her name’s actually Rhonda, doesn’t he…?
Does his wife/gf ‘s name is Brenda?…haha
that is just plain ol’ disturbing. what did he say, i want the name “Brenda” on my back in as many different ways possible? in every font known to man? seriously… wtf?!?! this makes my brain want to vomit.
This is just creepy. I dont understand where in this guys mind he thinks it would impress someone if he got their name tattooed about 500 times, im sure brenda is running away very quickly.
“Come on, Brenda. You can see how much I love you. Will you date me NOW?”
ah, but maybe Brenda said if you love me, prove it! and this was his way of proving it. ?
NO…. I am Brenda and I hate tatoo’s
actually personally shes still by his side….
There is so much about this picture that concerns me. I hope it was taken for a police report. Also, why is there something in the lower left corner with the Great Seal of the United States on it??
That would be a US Navy hat…..even scarrier.
Don’t ask don’t tell may be a good thing in the navy then eh?
Well…maybe Brenda is his daughter???
Don’t know if that makes this more or less creepy. I think the same creepy…
Or maybe he like’s the song “Brenda’s Got a Baby”…
Or his cat?
PLEASE let it be his daughter. At least then he’ll probably (hopefully) never regret this.
Maybe it’s his last name? Probably not though…
Over forty & single is not funny
Over forty & single is not funny
Over forty & single is not funny
(One of Bart Simpson’s blackboard writings in the opening, by the way)
Some of them, like six lines down, just to the left of his spine, look fake. But it can’t be, because why would someone get some real ones and then leave blanks?
maybe those were all different brendas??
……………………..
don’t judge him early
We can’t see his face, so he could look like Fabio for all we know. But finding 100 girls named Brenda is a very difficult task, one I highly doubt this guy is capable of. I haven’t even met 1 Brenda. Since the name is rare, maybe there’s some secret contest to see who can find the most Brendas, and he keeps score by putting each Brenda on his back.
no guy is hot enough for this not to be creepy.
No, see, what happened is… he’s had a ton of ex girlfriends, so he tattoos the newest on in a new font, ya know, to make her feel special. It’s just pure coincidence that every one of his hundred ex’s is named Brenda. It could happen to anyone.
Do you think he’s facebook searched every Brenda in his State (he’s got to be an American!) so he has possible back up Brenda’s should BrendaBrendaBrendaBrendaBrendaBrenda ever come to her senses and leave this cretin?
Brenda’s of the world….. hide… or change the spelling of your name Berehndah… Braendaeh, Brinndouh, Brendtder…
My name is Kit, but I pronounce it “Brenda.” Am I safe?
From this tatted weirdo… I doubt it.
My name is Luxury Yacht, but it’s pronounced Mangrove Throatwarbler.
And your dog’s name is Fido, pronounced Tatfoo. I see your little game.
It’s not a game, my mom’s name is Rhonda but she pronounces hers like “Steamboat McGee”. But then again my mom’s never been the same after her boating accident.
*snort* Ow, ow, ow, bagel in the sinuses, bagel in the sinuses!
Next time…. I’d have lines snapped on my back first, so the Brenda’s stay in straight lines. Or maybe they really were one at a time? [shiver].
Good freaking Lord. On what world is this any kind of good idea? Oh look, I’m a moron and will tattoo my girl-of-the-week’s name on my back in every font Windowz offers.
Never mind the apparent line as an arm band, and the spelling of “Bonda” as his top tattoo. I’m sorry sir, you forgot the “ge” on the end. Here, I’ll tie you up and shoot you to save Brenda the trouble.
I tried zooming in on that top one and I can make out the B and the N, D, and A, but the second letter looks different. I guess he could try to have them make it say Brenda, but yeah, “bondage” wouldn’t be any less creepy anyway.
I wonder if the armband also says Brenda repeatedly. Whomever did that one got it lined up very nicely.
its an ambigram says brenda either way. turn your image upside down and try again
I especially dig the neck tat done in that oh so hot right now “says the same thing when you flip it over” style. Also he’s fine, I’m sure any bitch psycho enough to be his girl would gladly change her name to Brenda for him.
Oh, like in “Angels and Demons” (from Dan Brown’s “Da Vinci Code” series)
looks like it says BUNUA.
Ambigram
Did anyone else think of the shining when looking at this tattoo? This guy probably has “All work and No play makes Jack a dull boy” written 150 times on his chest. Poor Brenda.
Also is the lettering near the necklace Brenda. It looks like “Bonda”. Poor Bonda.
No no no, you have it all wrong. That’s what he wants to be called when he’s getting some pooperchute sexins.
oh ew!
Thanks, that was funny!!!!………however if i see my fiance doing this…..then its not so funny anymore
How far down does it go? HOW FAR DOWN???
I don’t want to know. But I do.
Turn the pic around and Brenda is waaay to close to anything u want to see…..
Ah, so my ex is dating someone named Brenda. So glad he wasn’t old enough to get a tat when we were dating.
This is scary. Like the kind of “look in the mirror and realize it spells murder” scary.
@ Bug – I commented on your very accurate comment but keep reading down coz i posted it before I saw the ‘reply’!!
Unless he’s planning on getting a sex-change operation and calling himself “Brenda”, this is a really, really, really bad and scary thing! Come to think of it, even if is planning on the sex-change, it’s still a really, really, really bad and scary thing!
I gotta give the artist credit. or sypamthy. His hand after doing the big branda out of little letters? A fist. All cramped up. Makes my hand sore just looking at it.
But you have to wonder about the artist… i wonder if he used the same artist for all the Brendas, or if it was one artist per Brenda, now that is a lil weird creepy too! OR maybe the artist name is BRENDA!
(after the break-up)
“…is a WHORE whore WHORE whore WHORE…”
How did u know?? ; )
The only half-way sane excuse I can think of this is that he cheated, and his girlfriend was like “And then only way you can win me back is getting my name tattooed on your back 8000 times.”
Though, I don’t think that says much for either of their sanity.
Well, if that’s the case (and my name was Brenda) I’d make him get the tattoo and personally hand over the cash for it.
Then laugh in his face as I leave his sorry ass behind.
Envy, read down. I replied to your comment before I saw the “reply” thing on the side….
I am hoping against hope that this is either a child or a pet’s name… I constantly try to talk people out of getting their (in)significant others’ name(s) tattooed on ‘em… I’ve said repeatedly that I would sooner get my dog’s name tattooed on me than a woman’s. But, over and over and over again? I had one guy come into the shop and ask me to tattoo, “I love Mary with all of my heart and soul and breath and life forever and ever ’til the day I die and ever after, so help me God,” on his HAND. I politely declined.
My initial thought was “Creepy!” but I think I know what happened. He go the one on his neck first, and when his wife looked at it and said, “What the hell is that supposed to say? That says Bonda!” he had to get her name tattooed a hundred times to prove that he did know how to spell her name.
He could have just made it say “Bondo” and then had a picture of a car repair in progress underneath it. Saved!
“Brenda, put the hamburger on the top shelf.”
He actually wanted a patriotic back piece, but Brenda, the drunk and sadistic tattoo artist, had other plans.
Actually, new theory: this guy pulled a Tiger Woods and is now paying the consequences. He tattooed his wife’s name all over his back in an act of devotion. Kobe gave his wife rings, this guy gave her his back fat.
I bet Jesse James is glad that Sandra won’t expect the same.
But see, wouldn’t that be a coverup if that happens????
I wonder, how many layers of tattoo ink can you tattoo? I’ve never heard of a coverup of a coverup of a coverup…..
Here’s hoping he was drunk at the time. “What’s that? You say I have a tattoo on my back? Who’s Brenda?. I wanted ‘Kendra’!!!!
now, this post was funny, but did anyone watch the 90210 clip? I laughed my ass off. I watched that show when I was… well, too young to understand how amazingly retarded it is. I might buy the seasons on dvd if they’re available (used/cheap), if only because it needs to be made into a drinking game. this tattooed brenda freak brings out the best in us all, I think.
My sister in-law is 10 years older then me, so she was able to know how retarded it is. But she still named her kid Brandon. I’m still shocked that she didn’t name her daughter Brenda or Kelly. She’s also a big Full House fan, so we are all just glad she didn’t name one of them Uncle Jesse.
At first he wanted a to get a picture to represent Brenda- because pictures say a thousand words.
Then he realized he just wanted the thousand words.
A lot of tattoo artists won’t do a name unless it’s your kid’s name. I guess this guy found somebody that would. (Or else he named his kid “Brenda”, which is just cruel.)
BREEENNNNNDAAAAAA
oh… i get it sorta like what’s the movie… the guy yells under the window.. death of a salesman or postman always rings twice… crap.. brainfart but it was gonna be good i swear!
A Streetcar Named Desire?
I am Brenda! hahahahahahaha hopefully I’m not THAT Brenda, though.
I was thinking the same thing…..Hope I’ve never met the weirdo…..
You’ll know soon enough.
Why is it out of all the tattoo’s on this site which are f**ked up, this is the one I REALLY wanted to see a typo on the name and yet it didn’t happen the bl**dy tattoo artist did it correctly!!
THERE IS NOOO GOD!!! 
Hey now! The neck says “Bonda” Tho’ maybe he’s dated 999 Brendas and 1 Bonda.
I love you!… You’ve made my day..Then again I quite heavily medicated and easily pleased! What a combination! Thank you for pleasing the happy little mentalist!
i’m just upset that the first three typefaces are papyrus, what looks like lucida script (in all caps mind you-classsssyyy), and comic sans.
really dude? really?
if i were brenda i’d leave just because of his lack of recognition for good typography.
Nothing says “I love you” like Comic Sans.
I daren’t ask where they finish! (oop threw up a little in my mouth!);)
No, he used to BE Brenda….doesn’t want to forget
Maybe next year he will tatoo his entire back in black.
Brenda doesn’t look like a word to me anymore. :/
And I just keep thinking about that poor tattoo artist. The same goddamned thing, over and over and over. It must have been like being back in school again, when s/he got in shit for drawing on the textbooks and had to write out “I will not deface school property” on the board 300 times.
Poor tattoo artist my ass! All he saw was $$$$ !! The ‘artist’ probably posted this…..
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
Here’s a thought… he also has a mourning tattoo on his left arm… could it be that Brenda died and this is his way of mourning/remembering her? Still creepy tho.
I’m the lucky one who got away – the 1st wife. Brenda is No 3.! You’re just seeing part of the tattoos. There is a total of 187 over his body. He’s in the Army – Lt Col. Brenda is as crazy as he is! Btw, the police HAVE seen it and even they were creeped out! And no, he aint no Fabio!!! I just hate that his kids get to see this crap!
My ex-wife is the psycho who got away (yes I am the Brenda tattoo guy). Thank goodness—the recovering alcoholic, prescription and street drug addict, promiscuous, drama-queen, abandoning and neglecting her children for years while chasing drugs, men and drama, moving from place to place, me dragging her out of a crack house after she left the kids alone, me bailing her out financially when she wasted every cent she had, me flying to El Paso on short notice to rescue her and the children from drug-infested and abusive boyfriend (who she goes back to after leaving me with the 4 children while in the middle of a residency), her lying to the police for her 2nd husband after he slapped our son and making our son look like the liar. Oh and I should add that she was drinking and smoking pot when she was pregnant with our oldest son who has fetal alcohol characteristics, which have affected his life significantly, and she was drinking when pregnant with our youngest son who is now manifesting problems. After many rounds of electroshock therapy and every medication under the sun she is still just a crazy psychotic whore (Oh, I got raped! No! it’s called sex for drugs you dumb slut). And I am actually up to 250 Brenda tattoos (and not one single Julie–not in a billion f’ing years). So stop being so jealous. You the one that got away. I filed for divorce and ran as fast as I could (and got custody of the children you abandoned as fast as I could). I should also add how her and her boyfriend basically took all my money out of the bank while I was deployed to Iraq and left my bills two months overdue by the time I returned. She promised me that I could trust her. So which are you fukking bitch—the pot or the kettle? Either way BLACK, BLACK, BLACK! Oh and by the way, when we saw your picture with Charlee on face book we couldnt tell your huge fat asses apart. Be jealous of my thin beautiful wife (and the tattoos). I don’t care if people judge me for my tattoo’s–they can fuck off and go dance with the skeleton’s in their closets. I like my tattoo’s. And by the way 250 is not the end…oh, I must be really crazy. Ha-ha-ha. I will set the Guiness record for most Brenda tattoos and the most psychotic ex-wife (Julie).
And lameo, u r right… he’s paying for a, uh, an indiscretion.. hence the crying eye too… Trust me, this pair met their match!
Thought that I would chime in. I am his daughter (quite sadly). I am NOT named Brenda, I woulda hung myself if this is the case. This is his 3rd wife’s name. They are still together. She is crazy enough to like this. *barf*
well….either way. think about how his kids feel. if brenda is willing to stick by this weirdos side think about what shes doing to the kids….
Oh one more thing. They’ve been in some trouble with the law together and my lovely stepsister (who’s the only good thing that has come outta this beyond fucked marriage) came up with this joke. What do the cops see when Scott (the guy w/ the tattoos) and Brenda are running from the law? Brenda Brenda Brenda Brenda lmao
And to my dearest daughter (my only daughter)–Brenda has never been in trouble with the law so don’t spew out your BS on-line. I, the Brenda Tattoo Guy, aka scott, will not say anything about your life out of respect to you (respect you don’t deserve). Brenda tried to help you and you have just stabbed her in the back. Brenda still loves you and talks positively about you (where she can). You might want to pull the beam out of your own eye before you look at the beam in my eye. Your demented father!
OKay people …Brenda is his wife…Shes a fuckin crazy racist and she made him do this not becasue she loves him…because she hates him!!!!
And by the way, Ashley, in her self-hating embodiment can’t stand “black” people (she is half black). She says she hates black people because of her black, crack addict father. The first thing she said when her son was born is “what color is he?”. SHe was relieved when she saw he was light skinned (try to lie about — we got you on video tape screaming this out). Seems to us you are the racist. You hate yourself, will you hate your son too???
@ Envy – you are spot on!! @ Bug – honestly, as far as the rest of the family is concerned, we all figure it’s not “if” there’s a murder, it’s just “when”, hence the police taking copies….. The jokes are all really funny & he deserves it for this absolute idiocy. But seriously we just don’t know if it’s gonna be a homicide and prison, or a homicide and suicide…. This is definitely an ugly tattoo but it’s also really, really disturbing to his family!!
Hey Wombat (aka Julie the Druggie *hore) do you remember coming after me (the Brenda Tattoo Guy) with a knife and cutting open my hand while we were still married (hurl!). Or has electro-shock wiped out all your memories. YOU are really, really disturbing to your family without a single tattoo! Think of all the jokes we could come up with about your life that have nothing to do with tattoo’s. Oh wait…we have and the funniest thing is that your whole life is a joke.
My name is Brenda and this makes me think….stalker? Or Devoted Fan? LOL
When Lolita left the farm
Her name was branded on my arm
Always there to remind me of
The only girl I’ll ever love
I’m rid of her and now we’re through
But I can’t get rid of this damn tattoo
So I’ll search the whole wide world
Until I find another girl
Named Lolita
I checked with the folks who take the census poll
They said there’s more Lolitas down in Mexico
So on my Harley Electra Glide
I searched that country far and wide
First day I met Lolita Martinez
But I can’t understand a word she says
Then i met Lolita Cabrillo
But it turned out she didn’t care for me
Oh now I’m with Lolita Navarro
But I know I’ll need to meet a new Lolita tomorrow
Coz all these Lolitas keep getting worse
Oh, I just wish I had the first
Lolita
Lolita come on back home
I also wish to chime in that im a little disappointed there aren’t more pictures of his legs…brenda brenda brenda curls around them thigh to ankle. And, this is not something normal in tattooing, to stand up for my industry. This was done with an apparent world record attempt on their first visit, and the artist/s involved made Scott and Brenda aware of the permanancy and idiocy issues thoroughly before the first brenda was applied.