Do They Make Bras in That Size?
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Breasticles, eh? Is that what you get from eating too much soy? Or am I thinking of a mangina?
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quite possibly the worste tattoo ever…
That penis head just don’t look right!
And I guess that’s saying the least about this tattoo, but the boobs look nice.
But that head……..what the what!
OMG it looks like a dogs LIPSTICK!!! GROSS!! WTF kinda penis did she use for reference?!?!?! but it is kind of funny… i’ve called them breasticles or chesticles forever.
and by she, i meant he. unless “she” doesnt shave “her” legs
Uh, what’s with the quotation marks? My hairy legs don’t make me any less of a she.
It does look like a dude’s leg, though, by the shape of the muscle. Could be wrong, but that’d be my guess.
YOU’RE RIGHT!!! It does look like a dog’s lipstick! Ick!
I dunno why but the word “titties” cracks me up.
And I always thought breasticles were boobs that hung down, long and thin. Or banana boobs if you prefer.
Yes, breasticles are boobs that hang so far down, the dangle between a woman’s legs.
You just made that up. Guys (and some women) use the term for any breasts.
Melissa, I hate to say this after you complimented the boobs, but the nipples point outward. I can’t remember if that’s cockeyed or walleyed, but in this case, I’m willing to stick with cockeyed due to the subject matter.
The Up Side: The tattoo artist did a great job, and I say it’s a guy’s leg.
well, that was the definition for breasticles according to urban dictionary. but i have always used the term in reference to any and all titties.
I still can’t get over the lipstick dick. that is so fucking wrong!!
Um. Nipples don’t actually point straight outward on everyone.
In fact, mine are about equally cockeyed.
Um, everything else does seem very wrong. But that they got right.
^ Ditto. Not everyone has their headlights facing forward.
Um, as an art student, I gotta say nipples normally point outwards. I have only once seen a woman whose nipples pointed straight forward, and I’ve seen a lot of topless ladies. In fact, while there’s nothing wrong with nipples pointing forward, I will say that it’s highly unusual, to the point where if you draw it that way other artists think you made a mistake.
I call those ones plumb-bobs, pointing to the center of the Earth.
Breasticles is also a very good album by Kristeen Young, produced by Tony Visconti of David Bowie/Marc Bolan fame.
Not that I think that that’s what the tattooee had in mind but I’m not going to miss an opportunity for proselytising.
It looks like a penis head to me. I think what might be confusing you is that it is a natural penis, with foreskin.
Um, no its not, notice its “helmet”
At least the sperm are trying to get back into that mutant dick so the DNA can’t go any further.
LOL! I noticed the sperm are headed in the wrong direction, but your comment summed it up perfectly!
I think they’re waiting for further orders.
It’s actually less disturbing than the tattoo of the fish with the big boobie. Although I’m not sure how you explain this to the kids when you’re wearing shorts in summer. Or really how you’d explain it to anyone…
Although the flower gives it a little class.
“the flower gives it a little class” WIN!
This is the girly-ist penis tat I have ever seen and it’s not the “breasticles”, it’s the pink flower, sperm sun and abundance of teal. I bet this fella thought he was super clever when he came up with this. I’m giving him credit for its creation since I don’t have the “breasticles” to google it.
http://tinyurl.com/d5rspq
You’re welcome.
I mean, at least the quality of the tattoo is decent…
I guess…
WOW…REALLY?! WTF were they thinking? Thats all I got!!
It looks like it’s an uncircumcised penis, hence the head…at least I’m guessing.
Wrong.
Ugh…this is frightening. When I was just glancing at it, I thought it said Brett Michaels.
NICE.
the only thing i think of when i see this is “GOD WHY IS THIS HAPPENING????”
Bret Michaels approves this tattoo.
This is like the opposite of penis envy, isn’t it?
Does it ejaculate milk, or what???
Oh dear God….
This is actually possible. Tibetan yogis practice “drinking” milk with their penes, so that they may learn to re-absorb their semen during intercourse as a form of tantric spiritual practice / birth control. (Think of the Quik Bunny trying to drink Nestle Quik slow.)
Good luck with that (the birth control, anyway).
Yep, methinks the users of that method are commonly known as ‘parents.’
Actually…
Okay, I don’t think you can literally suck things up with a penis like a straw. However, it is possible, with muscle control, to prevent ejaculation while still orgasming. The semen never actually leaves the body; it is denied exit through the urethra and backflows into the bladder. This isn’t the healthiest or most reliable method, but it IS possible.
So in a sense, yes, they are absorbing their own semen rather than releasing it.
What’s really disturbing to me are the comments here. No one seems to know what the human body’s supposed to look like.
HAHAHAHAHA! You know it probably does.
Bleagh. I guess Jessica was getting sick of all the “at least it’s not a penis tat” comments.
Yep. We had it coming. ><
If you had spelled it “cumming” this would’ve been the best reply ever.
Yeah. I debated over it.
I bet you did you dirty dirty girl.
I know, I know. If I’ve said it once I’ll say it again. My mind lives in the gutter. I own it, I accept it. I’m a pervy perv perv.
Either spelling is acceptable, though “cumming” is the more vulgar term that appears to have gained far more use when XXX video tapes hit the market (one of my first jobs was in the first video rental store in town, and the adult stuff was by far in THE most demand). I think her pun was more effective by being less overt with the traditional spelling.
I really can’t think of anything to say about this one, except that at least it’s well done.
why is there a mushroom growing out over those breasts?
This reminds me of one of a spanish flamenco dancer, I think it’s the flower. I shall name her/him? Rosalita.
What scares me is that the person who thought this tattoo was good idea is walking among us, out in society, even as we speak.
We can only hope that the tat will also prevent their reproducing – I know I’d be running the other way if I saw that emblazoned on my date’s body.
As terrible as the idea is, the tattoo is very well done. I’d get that artist to ink me too, cause the colours are really nice.
Agreed. Very fine work.
I’d be fairly willing to bet it’s by this lady:
http://www.myspace.com/dawnii13
She is midway through doing me a sizeable (and most excellent) leg piece and has the sense of humour to have done this.
UMMMM, that is my leg and it is by a girl named Margo out of Chareslton South Carolina, the shop is named Blue Gorrilla, call her up she is awesome
“cumming” isn’t an actual word
….one nip in the pot and the other in the chimney…
That is a seriously deformed penis. And those balls have HUGE boils on them- they almost look like boobs. But they are BOILS, for jebus sake!
they probably got tasered.
First thing I had to think of after reading those comments was this cartoon.
http://www.funnychill.com/media/703/Show_Me_Your_Tits/
Can someone answer this for me? This is a completely serious question. Why would you have this tattooed on yourself? Like what is the possible logic behind this?
I pop by this website as it amazes me, that somewhere, there is one common thread among all the tattoos posted here. Each and every person behind them, really thought it was a cool idea to get tattooed.
Completely baffling to me.
I’m sure someone thought it was funny.
i like the spermsun
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What a dick.
Okay, I may be the only one, But…does anyone else get reminded of my little pony when looking at this?? It’s even got swirly colorful hair and a flower over its ear…
I’m sorry but I just don’t get it. Why, why why why why? Why would anybody create this image and why would anyone have it tattooed forever on their body? There’s some weird shit in here but this one is really out there.
Assuming men are proud of their dicks and this is why a guy would get a tattoo of one on his body… this guy has serious issues! First, there’s NO skin left on it, it seems – but MORE than that, that’s some serious curve he’s got going. I dunno if that’s from peyronie’s disease or the seemingly lack of skin on the penis pulling it down like that, but either way, I’d run far far away from this guy the moment I saw his lovely drawing there.