Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
I love breakfast more than anything else in the world, so I can hardly fault someone for getting it tattooed right on top of his head. But if you’re going to bother with the fork, why not go all the way and include all the elements of a balanced breakfast? Like a glass of O.J., a plate of sourdough toast, a side of bacon, and a six-pack of Miller High Life.
What? You wouldn’t want to drink anything heavier. It’s breakfast.
Jessica Uncategorized food
Ink Spotter: Alex DM
Not sure what to do with all those leftovers from your Thanksgiving dolphin? Well here you go.
What, you don’t eat dolphin on Thanksgiving? Why do you hate America?
Jessica Uncategorized animals, food, poor execution
Ink Spotter: krl
If you’re anything like me (i.e. you spend the majority of your time reading the Internet), then you are Completely. Effing. Sick. of hearing about bacon. It’s all anyone talks about on the Internet. Dessert? Why not add some bacon? Porn? It’d be hotter with some bacon in it. Vegetarian Times magazine? WHY DON’T WE START PRINTING IT ON BACON?!!! I know (from reading the Internet) that this is the least popular stance in the entire history of taking stances, but I want to punch bacon in the face harder than Ed Hardy, cupcakes, and Rickrolling combined.
You know what bacon tattoo–haver? You can eat ME!
Jessica Uncategorized food, words
Ink Spotter: Christopher
On this holy Sabbath, I give you the Cross of Saint Peter, Prince of the Apostles, first Bishop of Rome, and, according to a little-know apocryphal text, founder of Jews for Bacon.
Jessica Uncategorized comedy tats, food, religion, tramp stamps
If This Tat Could Talk