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Submitted by: Natassia Gaul via Submission Page

Out: bacon. In: SHARKS!!

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Sharks can play the guitar. And drums. Can bacon play the guitar or drums? Can bacon even play bass?

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

A shark on your face makes you look like an intimidating badass. Bacon on your face just makes you look like an asshole with no table manners.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

A quartet of mutant sharks fought crime and promoted a line of action figures in the short-lived cartoon Street Sharks. What has a quartet of mutant bacons done for you lately?

Your move, bacon.

Well, I’ve already told you guys in no uncertain terms how I feel about bacon, so I’ll just sit back and let these tattoos do the rest of the talking for me.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Bacon is disgusting.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Bacon is the devil’s work.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Bacon is made in a manner that involves pigs fucking.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Bacon bears a striking resemblance to Mr. Hankey. Mr. Hankey is, quite literally, shit. Property of substitution, etc.: bacon = shit, Q.E.D.

Submitted by: Hazel via Submission Page

What? You don’t remember these guys?

They were the first breakfast-themed hardcore punk band. They hit it big with “Fix Me Some Toast,” but the acid jazz–influenced “Slip it In (the Gently Simmering Water)” kind of alienated their original fan base.

Submitted by: gr8ful via Submission Page

They say that the green M&M’s make you horny. But I think you’re going to need more than a tenuous urban legend in this situation. Have you tried getting a tattoo of some bacon?

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

I love breakfast more than anything else in the world, so I can hardly fault someone for getting it tattooed right on top of his head. But if you’re going to bother with the fork, why not go all the way and include all the elements of a balanced breakfast? Like a glass of O.J., a plate of sourdough toast, a side of bacon, and a six-pack of Miller High Life.

What? You wouldn’t want to drink anything heavier. It’s breakfast.

Ink Spotter: Alex DM

Not sure what to do with all those leftovers from your Thanksgiving dolphin? Well here you go.

What, you don’t eat dolphin on Thanksgiving? Why do you hate America?

Ink Spotter: krl

If you’re anything like me (i.e. you spend the majority of your time reading the Internet), then you are Completely. Effing. Sick. of hearing about bacon. It’s all anyone talks about on the Internet. Dessert? Why not add some bacon? Porn? It’d be hotter with some bacon in it. Vegetarian Times magazine? WHY DON’T WE START PRINTING IT ON BACON?!!! I know (from reading the Internet) that this is the least popular stance in the entire history of taking stances, but I want to punch bacon in the face harder than Ed Hardy, cupcakes, and Rickrolling combined.

You know what bacon tattoo–haver? You can eat ME!

Ink Spotter: Christopher

On this holy Sabbath, I give you the Cross of Saint Peter, Prince of the Apostles, first Bishop of Rome, and, according to a little-know apocryphal text, founder of Jews for Bacon.