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Damn. Looks like it didn’t take long for the Montana Fishburne video to make a big impact. Maybe pornography IS her calling!

Before you get down on Maria, please remember that real women have curves, and also sometimes asymmetrical eyes and really unfortunate bangs.

Wait, what? This isn’t a scene from Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure? Oh. Well eff that.

Move over, Party Cat. If there’s one thing I’ve learned from working on this site, it’s that dinosaurs are the real party animals.

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Jim Morrison: American Poet, Lizard King, served up with three olives.

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Jesus Christ, hasn’t Stevie Ray Vaughn been through enough? Drug addiction, helicopter death, unfortunate penchant for turquoise jewelry—let the man and his soul patch rest in peace for god’s sake!

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The fear that’s haunted Minnie since the day she and Mickey got married has finally come true: pictures of her from when she “was young and needed the money” have surfaced on the Internet. Even Disney’s best damage-control lawyers have their work cut out for them this week.

Only two words come to mind:

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Does a champ hit it while wearing two condoms and a hazmat suit? Well okay then.

“Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.”*

* Jesus of Nazareth (“The Savior”) assumes no responsibility or liability for injury, damages, loss of property, or death related to what you (“The Seeker”) are given or find. This includes but is not limited to The Seeker receiving a life lesson in the form of a personal tragedy, The Seeker finding out that he or she has herpes simplex virus, The Seeker sustaining personal injury from standing too close to the door when it is opened, and The Seeker finding out that what is behind the door is actually a flying penis.