Okay, I think I’ve got it figured out:

Margin of error: +/- the few photos of Mike Tyson that actually aren’t mug shots.

“What could possibly go wrong?” you ask. Nice proportion, good shading, reasonably realistic.

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You know how JWoww from Jersey Shore has her own line of clothing? It appears that they’ve also given one of the Rock of Love women her own line of tattoos.

Hmm. I like it, but it’s missing something . . .

Ahh. Much better.

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So THAT’S where my Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper went! Now if I could just find my Mortimer Ichabod Marker, I’d be ready for 1987 to get started!

Getting tattoos of your kids’ portraits is seldom a good idea.

Letting your kids actually do the tattoo itself is NEVER a good idea.

I’ll never forget Rachel. Tits like ripe summer tomatoes, shirts that were always missing at least half the buttons, and limbs like a Stretch Armstrong doll that had been left out in the sun too long. Sigh.

My favorite part of this picture is that it appears this kid is literally in his mom’s basement.

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Hmm? What? Oh, am I supposed to say something? I’m sorry, I thought I had to wait quietly behind this hat rack until Chris Hansen popped out and asked this gentleman to have a seat.

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Well, it’s Friday, and in case that fact had you in a good mood, here’s Debbie Downer’s back piece to snap you out of it. Not weepy enough for you?

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How about that? Jesus, who did this piece, the Morton Salt girl herself? Because having to hold a tattoo gun and an umbrella in the same hand is just about the only excuse I can come up with for the workmanship here.

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Okay, one more. Thanks for the uplifting words there, Tyler Durden. Put your shirt back on before I pour arsenic in my coffee. I hear it doesn’t mix well with whiskey.