Submitted by: Chantry

This is from a deleted scene in one of Grover’s “Health Minutes.” It was meant to demonstrate that teeth can be used to chew flesh, but the producers decided that it was too violent for children, even by 1980s standards.

You learn some interesting things by watching the Sesame Street DVDs with Kermit’s commentary track.

Submitted by: Unknown

I don’t know about you guys, but this makes perfect sense to me. Testing negative for fetus means that you DON’T have to abstain from booze and drugs for nine months, only to abstain from having a life for the ensuing eighteen or more years. It’s like being reborn! You’re damn right I’d get a tattoo of that thing (mine would be named Pee-Wee Sperman). I might also name a star after it and make a donation to a charitable cause in its honor (if buying a round of shots at the bar counts as a charitable cause).

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Well kids, it’s Friday and I’m feeling generous, so here’s a non-ugly tattoo to top off the week. Calvin and Hobbes was a favorite of mine, and the day that strip ended I canceled my newspaper subscription. Well, it was really my parents’ newspaper subscription, but I was doing them a favor. They’d be getting all their news from the Internet ten years later soon after that anyway.

Tomorrow we’ll return to our regularly scheduled programming of botched portraits and disembodied genitalia.

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So I hear there’s some sort of comic book convention going on right now.

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If any Ugliest Tattoos readers are there, could you please take pictures of all the epic nerd tattoos you come across and send them to me?

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We have a reasonable collection of Star Wars tattoos here, but I still feel that some key players are missing. What about Boba Fett? Why no love for Jabba the Hutt? Where, pray tell, is Aunt Beru? She slaved away in the kitchen making you space lemonade, working so hard that she didn’t even have time to go to wardrobe and change into her costume and had to do her scenes wearing the same clothes that she wore earlier in the day to shop at Montgomery Ward, and your ungrateful ass can’t even honor her with a tattoo? Kids these days.

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Damn. I would chalk this up to a bad decision made while smurfed up on crystal smurf, but this epic piece of smurf would have taken longer than any high could have smurfed.

Maybe he just got smurfed on his smurf back when he was a smurf.

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Cats are basically the Wolverine of house pets, so I tend to avoid them, lest I get my face unceremoniously sliced off. I can only imagine what a badass Princess Shank-Eye here must have been to deserve a memorial like this. I’m guessing that she either set a local record for mouse-killing or led a military coup in a medium-sized South American nation.

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Did you guys have Garbage Pail Kids cards? I collected those things like mad. I did a lot of dumb stuff when I was a kid.

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Speaking of dumb stuff, a year or so ago I was sitting in my cubicle doing what I usually do (stare into space) when—much like a PTSD sufferer—I had a sudden flashback to having seen a Garbage Pail Kids movie.

I first assumed that I was just remembering a nightmare, since the flashback looked a lot like one of my nightmares. But a quick search of my frenemy the Internet revealed that it was an actual thing that actual humans actually agreed to film on actual film and show to actual audiences who—unless there’s a major cover-up going on here—actually didn’t commit mass suicide on opening weekend.

If you ever wondered if there’s a god, just watch the trailer for this movie and you’ll know that the answer is no. There’s no god, there’s no limit to how low humans can sink, and there’s no fashion crime that didn’t get committed in the eighties. I think you can watch pretty much the whole film in chunks on Youtube, in case anyone at Guantanamo is looking for new interrogation techniques.

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My concern here is that this McNugget appears to be throwing us a gang sign. You might still be able to get a job at McDonald’s if you have a McNugget tattoo, but not with a McNugget tattoo that’s in a gang.

“Time to deep fry those Chicken Tender motherfuckers. We rollin’ twenty-deep. It’s McNugget time!” [cocks tiny gun]

Around here we spend a lot of time making fun of tattoos that have spelling and grammar errors, but can we walk the walk? Take our Ugliest Tattoos Copyediting Test and find out!

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Submitted by: spacemonkey via Submission Page

Hey, I used to do that same thing when I was a kid!

Not put black olives on my fingertips, but get menacing tattoos of severed hands coming out of a can that was inexplicably labeled “pickle balls.” I was a strange child.